Thy Prince Doth Strip Ye Wife Of Royal Name
Thighland - Crown Prince Vagina Long Horn - uh, Vajiralongkorn! - has asked the government to strip his wife's family at a government nudist colony in Cow Loon. The order comes after two thousand of her close relatives were arrested for corruptio...
Read full storyBeing sober now classed as legitimate fundraising event
The act of not drinking for 31 days has now been officially recognised as the most gruelling charity sponsorship activity in the world today, it has emerged. Emma Thorpe, spokesman for the 'Stoptober' movement said "It used to be enough to train r...
Read full storyTurkey Pardoned by President Goes On Killing Spree
The turkey, pardoned by President Barack Obama on Wednesday, has reportedly gone on a mass killing spree in what many are calling a 'Presidential Blunder'. 'Cheese', the national Thanksgiving turkey who was given a stay of execution by the Preside...
Read full storySecret Recording of Pope's Conversation Released
A tape recording of a private conversation between President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and visiting Pope Francis has been smuggled out of Turkey. Released on the internet only last night, it is already causing severe embarrassment to all concerned. Th...
Read full storyBlack Friday - The Evil American Plot To Destroy Britain Is A Success!
Friday, November 28th 2014 will reign as a black day in British history, black not only for the dark deeds done on that day but also for the foul American import that caused them - BLACK FRIDAY! Long accustomed to importing all new things American...
Read full storyRupert Murdoch Admits FOX News Began as Political Satire
In an interview with this fearless reporter, media tycoon Rupert Murdoch confessed a bit of an inside joke that has kept him smiling to himself for over 18 years - The FOX News he initially envisioned was a 24-hour news parody satirizing America's in...
Read full storyFirst Photos Of New Star Trek Series And Its Stars!
A leak in the security of the new Star Trek series has provided a peek at the highly anticipated show. As you can see the players will be wearing an all new design of Star Fleet uniforms (writer's note- to see this image you will have to Google 'P...
Read full storyIs Kim Jong-un Elvis Clone?
Worrying Elvis behaviour by North Korean Nutjob Kim Jong-un points to him being an escaped Elvis clone, according to leading conspiracy theorists. In 2002, clones were illegally made from a frozen Elvis wart by disgraced Dr. Abu Mengelazar. Six cl...
Read full storyRich And Poor State What They Have To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving - Mostly the Rich
"I am thankful that I have a job even though I have to work today 'cause my boss told me too." said Chad Shafted in a slight break between customers at 11 at night at the Des Plaines Walmart in Illinois. "I am thankful even though I am not being paid...
Read full storyHefner's Wife Tells All
Former Girl of the Playboy Mansion Kendra Wilkinson has been telling her "I'm a Celeb" mates about her time as Hef's girlfriend. She told her jungle pals that sex with Hef wasn't obligatory and that the girls had a choice, but that "they did tend...
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