Thighland - Crown Prince Vagina Long Horn - uh, Vajiralongkorn! - has asked the government to strip his wife's family at a government nudist colony in Cow Loon.
The order comes after two thousand of her close relatives were arrested for corruption in a police crackdown on sex with dwarves.
Princess Srirasmi Araknophobia Middleton became Crown Prince Vagina Long Horn's turd wife after the pair married in 1999 at a time when the nuptials were widely seen as the first step to divorce.
Her royal altitude's uncle has since miraculously won the State Lottery jackpot of $100m FOUR times despite being confined for armed robbery in a maximum security jail.
Princess Arakmophohia's downfall comes at a sensitive time,after more than 500 tonnes of cocaine washed up on the beach outside the royal palace - and then went missing from a police evidence locker.
Royal prenup papers signed by the couple are expected to be used as cremation pyre firelighters when the current king snuffs it 'some time next year'.
Next week's full moon will be the year's last or so Thy astrologers reckon.
