North Korea to Invade the Ukraine As Soon As They Find Out Where it Is
Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean dictator, rotund Kim Jong Un, in a move said to drum up enthusiasm in the Hermit Kingdom, announced that North Korea was off to liberate the Ukrainians. "We know our former allies the Russians seem to want to he...
Read full storyJesus Christ Wants U.S. To Deport The Undocumented
Senator Ted Crap (R-TX) this week has called President Obama a "dictator" and GOP House Speaker Boner termed him an "emperor" over his executive order to shield 4 million undocumented immigrants from deportation. Senator Crap said that Obama is "J...
Read full storyTop Ten Reasons YOU Should Join Scamatology Right Now!
The Top Ten Reasons to Join Scamatology Are: * Good place to hide from your family since they will force you to disconnect from them anyways * If you have too much money they will help you with that. * Since Scamatology will take all your money, you won't need to file and pay taxes every year * You will be able to serve and service many D List celebrities! * Is your brain in need of servici...
Read full storyEarth is Not Actually a Planet Reveal Surprised Scientists
Science Town, USA Scientists were astonished when they revealed to the press their most recent scientific discovery. "Earth is actually an artificial satellite created by an alien culture and was used as a movie set in a D-movie eons ago" spoke th...
Read full storyWhite Collar Corporate Psychopaths Not Prosecuted
After its 2009 bankruptcy and its $50 billion government bailout, the bankruptcy absolved Universal Moters of existing personal injury claims, stripping the victims of their constitutional rights to have their day in court. Now, it turns out UM,...
Read full storyThe Late Rev Paisley's Heterophobic Hate Campaign
Given the recent passing of Lord Bannside, it's only fair that I inform you about one of the last interviews conducted with him, in order to set the record straight. Sadly, the man once renowned for his godly denunciations of sodomy, unchastity a...
Read full storyNew Yorkers' disgust at $100,000-a-table Kate and William dinner
New York - "For that kind of money you'd at least expect a blow job over the flambe tart course," one wealthy New Yorker said today after being asked to stump up $100k for a gala dinner table with William and Kate, "just ask Michelle Obama!" The h...
Read full storyISIS leader commits self-immolation to initiate new beheading program throughout jihadis across the middle east
In a surprising new development, Mr. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State (aka IS/ISIS) has come forth with a program titled "put a sack in your sacrifice" aimed at jihadis waging holy war across the region. This has involved a maneuver in th...
Read full storyRussian man who was given suspended prison sentence for vandalising Colosseum denies he was ever in Rome
A Russian tourist visiting the city of Rome was given a suspended jail sentence yesterday by an Italian court for committing an act of vandalism. The resident of Moscow scrawled the words "This belongs to Mother Russia" on the ancient Colosseum. T...
Read full storyWalmart Exploits Workers, It's a Matter Of Ethics.
AP - Almost exactly a year ago, a Walmart in Ohio made headlines for an employee food drive intended to help support their fellow Walmart workers. Now come reports of additional stores rolling out the donation bins, showing that the retailers really...
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