Whoops! Obama Wets Pants As He Bows To Generals
In its longest war in history, the U.S. has been in Afghanistan for 13 years. Now, no end is in sight. Reversing himself and Giving in to Pentagon Brass' demands that he violate his promise that the U.S. would have no combat role there next year,...
Read full storyCollins Regrets Celebrity Exit
Gemma Collins regrets leaving I'm A Celebrity, it has been revealed. Gemma was claimed to have said to show producers that she 'regretted' leaving the jungle and asked to go back again. However, show producers refused. When asked about why the...
Read full storyLocal area man says to hell with today, seize yesterday
Geoff Jacks of New York, NY is determined to squeeze every ounce of fun out of life, but is afraid to act on an opportunity when it comes. "Geoff has always been the kind of guy who is very hesitant to commit to plans, for fear of missing out on some...
Read full storyWoman believes it's not butter
You can't fool everyone. Case in point: a North Carolina woman recently tasted a popular butter substitute, and was not fooled by its faux flavors. "It sure as hell ain't butter," contended Linda Jones of Hickory, North Carolina. "I know butt...
Read full storyMitch McConnell gets rabies from Bo, the Obama family's "First Dog"
WASHINGTON D.C. - Mitch McConnell, Minority Speaker of the U.S. Senate, has been diagnosed as having rabies after a doctor who makes calls to the area around the Capitol grounds claims the almost comical-looking, eye-glassed, Democrat dragon-slayer w...
Read full storyMan uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris
Some use their fingers. Some try with their tongues. Some even research it online. However, some men still struggle to find their girlfriend's clitoris. Although one Michigan-man recently took his clit-reconnaissance efforts to a-whole-other...
Read full storyQueen and Prince Philip Keep Location a Secret to Hide from Charles and Camille
London, UK It was leaked by Buckingham Palace that the reason that no one knows where the Queen and Prince Philip are holidaying is that they wanted to go somewhere where Charles and Camilla can't locate them. "I don't want ONE MORE holiday ruined...
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