Collins Regrets Celebrity Exit

Funny story written by Dalekbuster523

Saturday, 22 November 2014

Gemma Collins regrets leaving I'm A Celebrity, it has been revealed.

Gemma was claimed to have said to show producers that she 'regretted' leaving the jungle and asked to go back again. However, show producers refused.

When asked about why they wouldn't allow her back in, a show source said 'Gemma is a extremely annoying celebrity and if she goes anywhere near the camp again, we'll fire her 'malaria' back at her'.

Gemma Collins was said to have had another mood swing after deciding to leave the camp. 'What am I doing? I'M STRONG! I CAN DO THIS!', she was heard wailing on the way back to the luxurious five star hotel despite the fact that she couldn't even get into a helicopter on the ground.

Fellow campmates were said to be celebrating after her exit, although this was not shown on either the ITV show or it's spinoff.

'We could hear the whooping and cheering from outside the set', editor John Malcolm revealed. 'Everybody both in and outside the jungle is relieved that Gemma has left'.

Although she claimed she will never work in TV again, Gemma will be starring in 'The Only Way Is To The Toilet' alongside Gillian McKieth next March.

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