You can't fool everyone.
Case in point: a North Carolina woman recently tasted a popular butter substitute, and was not fooled by its faux flavors.
"It sure as hell ain't butter," contended Linda Jones of Hickory, North Carolina. "I know butter and that sure as hell ain't it."
Jones, who lives on and runs a farm, tasted the famous butter substitute on top of a freshly baked roll and instantly recognized the artificiality.
She wouldn't even finish eating the roll.
"I don't like no fake food," said Jones. "If I don't kill it, or make it myself, I ain't eating it."
Seemingly a clairvoyant at detecting impostures, Jones was a presented a photograph of Justin Bieber and asked what she thought:
"That sure as hell ain't no man," she responded.
