Hillary's Mysterious Surprise Visit to White House
Washington DC (STT News) - Hillary Clinton paid an unexpected visit to the White House Thursday afternoon. Her arrival was at first tweeted by People Magazine but was then quickly taken down. Speculation as to the reason for the call ran rampant...
Read full storySecretary Kerry proposes his own resignation to start new how-to-man-up school
A spokesperson for White House Press Secretary Jay Carney has denied Mr. Kerry is seeking permission to resign and start a new school emphasizing "how to man up." But this rumor has persisted since Mr. Kerry insisted on CBS news that Edward Snowde...
Read full storyPETA Receives $100M Donation From McDonald's In Exchange For Endorsement
Norfolk, VA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or, PETA, received a $100M donation from the McDonald's Corporation in exchange for a gentlemen's agreement that PETA will feature McDonald's menu items in PETA's advertising campaigns. Mc...
Read full storyNFL Dad Of 12 Kids Has Father's Day Message: 'I'm The Goose Who Shot The Golden Sperm'
WHO'S YOUR DADDY, WHEELING, WV -- A National Football League star who has 12 children with eight different mothers believes fatherhood has made him a better man, teaching him valuable lessons such as how to write multiple monthly child support checks...
Read full storyBush-Blair Iraq War fisting sleepover archive to be published
Washington DC - Transcripts of stuff between the Iraq War criminals is to be made public for the first time including footage of swabs, rubber sheeting and some highly eclectic negotiating paraphernalia. The decision to let loose the french letter...
Read full storyKate Expectations: The Sequel
That well known 'sword-swallower' and Prince Haribo's nocturnal poke, Kate, the Duchess of Crumpet is said to be absolutely delighted with the current global press 'exposure' of her pert, tight anus. As befits the Royal harlot this 'accident' was...
Read full storyAnother 9/11 Is Just Around The Corner
According to my calendar the US is just a few months away from another 9/11. After intensive and meticulous research, including the reading of blogs, interpreting messages and just keeping my ear to the ground this reporter has ascertained that Se...
Read full storyLib Dem Leadership vacuum
The Liberal Democrats are heading into the summer recess with an uncertain future. After a mauling at the hands of Labour in the local elections and coming fourth tied with the anti european Greens in the EU elections it seems that Nick Clegg is not...
Read full storyGPS-enabled Cryptographer Limited Edition all the rage as inventor launches 12mph electric suitcase
Changsha, China - A deluxe version of an inventor's motorised suitcase on wheels was launched today aimed at the lucrative international Security Services market. According to a New China Toast press release the 'Lock Up N Go' invention is the br...
Read full storyPolitical Rebranding Hits Westminster
Following the elections it has been decided by all Parties to carry out an urgent exercise in rebranding 'to win back the faith of the people in the political process'. The Tories have decided not to change very much however.David Cameron announc...
Read full storyWe outsmart you!
Newton was sitting under an apple tree when an apple fell on his head, and he discovered the Universal Law of Gravitation. Another story: A small feather, crescent shape, was slowly descending to the ground. Amazingly, it was carrying a very small twig attached to the concave feather by some cobwebs. This could have inspired the invention of the first parachute. Another inspiring example is wa...
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