Scamatology to Provide Each Remaining Member With Own Skyscraper

Funny story written by Al N.

Wednesday, 18 June 2014

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This building could be yours! You only have to sell your soul to Scamatology!

Clearly Criminal, FL While its membership dwindles, the "church" of Scamatology has been buying up buildings in major cities to use as Scamatology meeting places. This is despite the fact that membership in the cult has been rapidly dwindling as its secrets and excesses and human rights abuse details have been splashed all over the Internet.

With dwindling membership but a lot of major real estate owned by the "church," the cult, er, church's leader David Makemerich announced a new membership drive. He announced that every new member would be given their own skyscraper to have as their own. The only stipulation was that they sell their soul to the church, and then they are instructed (actually, brainwashed) to do and say anything to make the thing most worshiped by the church: MONEY!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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