McCain: GOP Spy Gadgets Helped Capture Benghazi Ringleader; Public Beheading Would Make Great Postcard Photo
BELOW THE BELTWAY, WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republicans acted swiftly Tuesday after hearing of the capture of the suspected ringleader of the raid on the U.S. diplomatic post in Benghazi, proposing a measure that would prohibit President Obama from taking...
Read full storyFootballers 'Outed' In Controversial Online Game
The latest online gaming sensation, Private Ball Skills, is causing controversy worldwide as the game features current footballers under obvious pseudonyms carrying out homosexual acts without being noticed. The game is a mix between the 1990s pla...
Read full storyIsrael PM announces alliance with Al Qaida and Hezbollah
BEIRUT, LEBANON - Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, announced today that Israel will enter an alliance with Hezbollah and Al Qaida to fight the United States and Iran. The announcement came shortly after US President, Barack Hussein Obama...
Read full storyWaiting causes record deaths
Poll results from the first six months of 2014 have shown a record number of deaths due to waiting. Indeed it has overtaken being sucked down the plughole, mass papercut suicides and having a funny turn. The most prominent offenders of death by w...
Read full storyUkraine Gas Supply To Be Fitted With Giant Coin Operated Gas Meter
Engineers are to fit a colossal gas pre-pay meter to pipelines coming in from Russia. The coin operated machine will take 5p coins and a key will have to be turned to obtain gas similar to the innovative gas meters of the 1950's. Anyone caught...
Read full storyWhat Price 'Democracy'?
A new law has been passed in Washington. Nobody with assets of less than $50 million will henceforth be allowed to stand for political office. President Obama has announced the move as a "triumph for democracy". George Bush said it was "long overdue" and is a welcome move in the "war against terrorism". Pope Francis has sent a telegram of congratulations saying "God and the Banco Ambrosian...
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