George Bush Kidnapped!
George Bush Jnr. has been kidnapped while on a fishing trip to Vancouver. A letter delivered to the editor of the Vancouver Sun stated.... "I and my warriors have kidnapped the sonofabitch on behalf of our noble ancestors. He will be released when...
Read full storyScottish Secret Military Satellite Launch Delayed As No-One Had A Light For The Blue Touch Paper
A proposed top secret military defence satellite launch from Glasgow Mission Control missed a launch window by minutes today when it was realised that no one had brought a lighter to light the blue touch paper with. Another launch window is avai...
Read full story$3.7 billion requested to handle influx of Obama's undocumented brats
Washington - Congress is being asked to stump up nearly four billion dollars to successfully implement a credible narrative that will take care of an influx of the President's Mexican offspring. Big checks are expected to come from budgets run by...
Read full storyTween Girl's Sleepover Set to Cause Distress to Teen Brother
A sleepover consisting of twelve pre-teen girls planned for tomorrow night will most likely cause distress to the teenage brother of the girl at whose house the event will take place. Twelve year old Elisa McArthur, who turns 12 years old today, i...
Read full storyBig Bang Theory Cancelled
The Big Bang Theory is being permanently pulled as the creators of the show, Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, have been arrested on suspicion of fraud, with the pair believed to have created numerous ghostwriters with them both pocketing their pay. Sus...
Read full storyRick Perry: "Illegal Children Taking Over Favorite Wal-Mart"
Texas Gov Rick Perry said in an emotional interview today that his favorite Wal-Mart is being over-run with illegal children! "I couldn't even get to the snack bar" a frustrated Perry proclaimed "it was like Korea in there"! Concerns about the...
Read full storySoccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"
An Orthodox Russian priest is celebrating Russia's loss in the World Cup. This is because it's all part of a "homosexual abomination" plan to oppose Christianity. Father Alexander Shumsky has apparently determined this by looking at the brightly...
Read full storyScientists say, "there could be no limit to the number of Baldwin Brothers!"
Everyone knows Alec Baldwin, surely? And you might think that he is the only Baldwin, or maybe he has one brother, probably Stephen. You'd only know that because you saw him on late night tv or in that one good movie where he played an escape c...
Read full storyNorth Korean naval bath tub spotted off coast of Sokcho
Seoul- Korea. South Korean Naval Command experienced a scare earlier this morning around 2 am EST. A North Korean Bath tub was located 10 nautical miles off the coast of Sokcho in the country's North East. It is believed it was armed with bat...
Read full storyFacebook wikipedia entry broken
Facebook refused to comment recently when an embarrassing mistake was made in their official wikipedia entry. The mistake has been fixed up now but drew countless giggles from the far flung corners of the globe. The entry listed their illustrious...
Read full storyChanel West Coast pranked
Chanel West Coast, the side kick star of tv show Ridiculousness has officially been pranked by host Rob Dyrdek. It is believed Rob who is not exactly known as a genius himself, set the whole thing up to "endear Chanel to our viewers who see her a...
Read full storyCardboard cut out wins Trafford South by-election
The Trafford South by-election was won last night by a cardboard cut out of a police officer that had previously been stood in the windows of a Pound Stretcher in Altrincham. The cardboard cut out is now the Conservative MP for Trafford South and has...
Read full storyBBC To Change Mastermind So That Taxi Drivers Can't Win It
BBC Chiefs, concerned at the tendency of taxi drivers to walk away with glass bowl handouts every series have consulted the makers of the American highbrow quiz show "Big Dollar Box, Little Dollar Box" presented by Ricky Edmunds. In the show, a mixtu...
Read full storyThe Hopes and Dreams of Kim Jong-Un
Just when the world thought he was the most mysterious leader ever, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un personally contacted basketball magazine Slam and offered to give them an in-depth interview. Jumping at the chance, Slam Magazine arranged a personal interview to be conducted at Kim Jong-Un's favorite palace, with his pal Dennis Rodman as his interpreter. With beloved basketball icon Bill L...
Read full storyFeds, Media Insist on PC Language Regarding Immigrants: Call Them "Mosquitos"
Murrieta, CA - Federal officials, members of the mainstream media, and the self-appointed PC Police are imploring citizens to stop using what they consider to be offensive language regarding the influx of immigrants from Central America into Texa...
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