Skybus Airlines dupes Toledo, OH residents
Columbus, OH - Port Columbus International Airport offers only one all-season nonstop flight to an international destination, namely, to Toronto, Canada. And when it does offer seasonal nonstop flights to non-U.S. destinations, they are typically to...
Read full storyArmageddon IS ... "The Bank of Atlantis "
Olaf Soxoff, a German-Swiss skier has alerted the world to an incredible find. An experienced veteran of the piste, the sixty-three years old Olaf decided to try an unfamiliar route on the South side of Switzerland's highest mountain, the Matterhorn.
Read full storyBBC Sell County Cricket Programmes To U.S. To Break The Wills Of Terrorists
BBC executives have negotiated the sell off, at massive gain for the Corporation, the complete archives of all county cricket matches to the U.S. Military. The tapes are to be used to replace "Waterboarding" as a means of cracking suspects' wills to...
Read full storyAre text abbreviations a time-honored panacea?
Text abbreviations are a part of our lives. Why do we use texting shortcuts? Nearly everyone will agree that they save time. For instance, to proverbially pat the back of someone who has said something exceptionally funny, you can simply type "LMAO".
Read full story"Shower Love" Added As Elective In Federal Prison System Education Curriculum
Washington D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Prisons (FBP), the agency that manages the system of Federal prisons, has added "Shower Love" as an elective to it's in-house inmate education program. The addition of the course is intended to foster closer mo...
Read full storyFart smellers may be smart fellas after all: smelling farts can reduce disease, study
HARFOLD, Vt - A new study at Harfold State College suggests that exposure to hydrogen sulfide gas, that is, what your body produces as bacteria breaks down food, could prevent mitochondria damage. This is good news for the Miss Harfold Diner which...
Read full storyNetanyahu wins FOX news decency award
FOX news has just announced Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as winner of its Summer 2014 annual decency award. Ceremonies will be held at FOX News headquarters in New York City and attended by President Obama and other dignitaries. P...
Read full storyMerkel not apologetic for photobombing German players' selfies
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - German chancellor Angela Merkel made no apologies Monday for putting herself into the middle of the World Cup fray by jumping into any and all selfies snapped by Germany's newly-crowned champions. Within an hour after the...
Read full storyOn the Health and Economic Effects of Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wounds
A question of long-standing interest to the public is whether self-inflicted gunshot wounds are causally related to poor health, death, lower earnings, and a lower probability of working full-time. Put more simply, will shooting a loaded gun in your...
Read full storyThe Hope and Dreams of Kim Jong Un--Part II
Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un, after completing his tap dance lesson, went to continue his in-depth interview with Dennis Rodman as his interpreter. "I wanted to clear up another misconception about me. I hardly play video games anymore except for Grand Theft Auto. I wish the media would stop portraying me as a spoiled brat who always gets his own way or I'm g...
Read full storyISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi makes shocking confession in rogue Mosul nightclub The Burqa al-Ablah
No sooner was I back in Baghdad from the journey to Mosul with Hillary than I got this strange call on my cell. I was at my favorite cheap digs, the Hotel Alzubra, ready to move back towards Syria, but it was Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi saying I should return north to Mosul. "If this is Warezabar," the voice said, "I have something. Urgent." "This is Pepe Warezabar." "Yes?" His English is...
Read full storyMiddle East Invades Wimbledon
Everyone was getting ill at Wimbledon. During a doubles match, the chair umpire asked Serena Williams whether she required a doctor on court, as she was having a problem holding a ball during a game partnered with her sister Venus. Serena eventually...
Read full storyDawn of The Planet Of The Apes Disappointment - Man Threatens To Sue
A Tybee Island man is threatening to sue 20th Century Fox for misrepresentation after watching the sequel to the 2011 film Rise of the Planet of the Apes; Dawn of The Planet Apes. Scott Parker, 34, has filed suit claiming that after viewing the mo...
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