Jimmy and Foggy Wrap Party fight?
The bromance has ended between I'm a celebrity contestants, retired footballer and comedian Jimmy Bullard and super bike world champion Carl 'Foggy' Fogarty a week later from the I'm a Celeb final. The two ended up in a drunk fuelled bust-up at the w...
Read full storyShrink paid $81m to coach CIA torturers says 'Because I'm Worth It'
Langley, Virginia - "It was no bum deal," said Professor Einstein Flintstone, a former Pentagon psychiatrist on secondment to train fledgling CIA torturers in the dark arts of rectal feeding plus other recreational crap. "And what's more that much...
Read full storyCIA "Rectal Hydration" Raises Questions
LANGLEY, VA --CIA Director, John O. Brennan held a rare press conference today where he attempted to defend CIA torture post 9/11. Brennan, contradicting former CIA Directors, said, "It is unknowable whether useful intelligence was ever obtained...
Read full storyScottish Pandas are really hi and lo
The Pandas at Edinburgh zoo are not the rare Chinese bear like animals after all. Suspicion grew when it was noticed the two pandas who were sharing a meal of bamboo shoots, were both using chopsticks. When the Pandas were asked to remove the...
Read full storyEsther Rantzen's teeth issued with parking ticket
Just before noon today a Kensington parking attendant Dermot Singh issued Esther Rantzen's teeth with a parking ticket, when he spotted the said gnashers causing an obstruction in Kensington High Street. "The lady's car was not in contravention o...
Read full storyGOP Defends Torture
The GOP today released a statement in support of "enhanced interrogation" otherwise know as torture used by the CIA. The first six points the republicans use in their support are the most significant arguments and are presented here: 1) Just a...
Read full storyCIA Suspected of Selling "Impeach Diane CIAnstein" Bumper Stickers
BILLINGSGATE POST: Diane CIAnstein, the titular head of the California Communist Party, has been asked to step down from her post as United States Senator. In an effort suspected to be bankrolled by Orange County conservatives, possibly in conjunct...
Read full storyPlastic Covers To Be Fitted To Valuable Furniture And Carpets In Buckingham Palace As Corgi Damage Exceeds £20m
Kept from the public eye for decades, the extent of damage to furniture and carpets at Buckingham Palace has been revealed by ex-maid, Eileen Over in her serialised memoirs. The revelations, from the book, "Please Housetrain One's Corgis" ISBN A23PIS...
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Everything that exists in the universe is a part of nature, and therefore can be explained by material causes. Consequently, it would be misinformation to resort to supernatural, spiritual or paranormal cause to explain natural phenomena. According to Wikipedia, euphoria is a 'medically recognized mental and emotional condition in which a person experiences intense feelings of well-being, elati...
Read full storyMan Unexpectedly Drops Dead While Pre-Planning His Funeral
GRANTS LICK, KY-Jason Moribund, 57, a lifelong resident of northern Kentucky, was pre-planning his funeral at Swindler and Curry Funeral Home last Friday night when he suddenly dropped dead of a heart attack. The owner of the funeral home, C...
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