The bromance has ended between I'm a celebrity contestants, retired footballer and comedian Jimmy Bullard and super bike world champion Carl 'Foggy' Fogarty a week later from the I'm a Celeb final. The two ended up in a drunk fuelled bust-up at the wrap party that left hotel Palazzo Versace Australia trashed before they were due to leave the next day!
It all kicked off when hours into the party, x factor reject and I'm a celeb runner up Jake Quickenden, who stood flexing his muscles and is known to get rather gobby after a few drinks was watching journalist Michael Burke do some impressive back flips across the dance floor. Actress Vicki Michelle arrived and said 'oh my, is that Jimmy doing those flips'. Bringing up the long running joke that caused controversy resulting in Jimmy's early exit, Jake shouted across to Jimmy 'Jim, Vicki still reckons you've got a body like Michael's'. Jimmy who surprisingly for a comedian can get rather touchy yelled 'eh what the f*** you sayin that again for you vain twat,' and shoved Jake. Foggy who had heard the commotion ran over and shouted 'Jimmy ain't got a body like Micheal but he sure got a face like him'.
A shocked Jimmy reeling at his bro's sudden insult, raised his fist to Foggy's face and duffed his hair up. All hell broke loose as they swung a few punches at each other, some football fans got involved and started the mob mentality as they stuck up for Jimmy, smashing thousand pounds worth of champagne across the bar. Foggy taunted him further by laughing bluntly 'what a**ehole wants a head of grey hair like Michael's in his 30's?' That comment reportedly infuriated presenter Melanie Sykes, who looking for any excuse to inflict her aggressive nature, couldn't wait to join in and high jump kicked Foggy in the balls.
Politician Edwina Currie, who could hear the rowing going on from her boudoir, thought she could defuse the situation with her debating skills and entered the party in her negligee. 'Let's all calm down' she said. 'Foggy state your case' she shouted. As she tried to find a resolution, Edwina spoilt it by making reference to Jimmy acting too 'wimpy' and pulled a rat from her handbag which she wiped across his face making him squirm. An appalled Kendra Wilkinson yelled at Edwina 'take your heartless piece of ass outta this conversation'. As the fight kicked off second round, a shocked Edwina was said to have shit herself and had to be kindly escorted back to her room by Joe Swash who was seen holding his nose behind her. She hadn't been very well in the last day, she reportedly crapped herself on the I'm a Celebrity coach!
A few of Foggy's biker friends who had flown to Australia a couple of days ago for the final turned up in their leather jackets and bandanas, roaring their engines on their motorbikes as they rode around the outside of the hotel's grounds intimidating the staff.
Ant and Dec, who reckoned this was the best wrap party they had ever been to, were seen nicking a man's Yamaha motorbike with Ant driving and Dec clinging on at the back. As the lights went full beam, the bikers shouted with their fists in the air 'WE'RE GONNA GET YA JIMMY BULLARD YOU FLAMIN GALAH' and they sped into the hotel scratching the marble flooring in reception. After destroying the hotel's remains, Ant and Dec were the ones who rode too fast into Jimmy, flying him up into the air like a doll where he went flying out the door and landed in the deep end of the pool outside.
Vicki Michelle ran across and dived in to save him. After giving him the kiss of life and using her big breasts as a float for his face, Vicki said to Jimmy 'Are you dead mate?'. A grouchy Jimmy reportedly yelled out in his cockney twang 'I'm a celebrity, get me outta this shithole'. Foggy was full of apologies to Jimmy afterwards even offering him a pint of deer blood as a gesture but Jimmy stuck his fingers up mouthing 'prick' indicating their bromance was over. The twitter pictures of them leaving for the airport together the next day were said to have been imposters.
However it's not all bad as apparently rapper Tinchy Stryder who had been hiding at the top of a large palm tree with fright throughout the entire evening, has been inspired enough to create new material for his next single. One line is 'I'm just an aussie biker bullarding nightmare dressed like a daydream'.
