Paris Hilton Explains Her Erratic Behavior On The View

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 31 October 2013

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Paris Hilton showing what many consider to be her best side. (Photo by Rico Chorizo)

NEW YORK CITY - Friends and relatives of Tinsel Town's most famous do-nothing celebutante are still shocked at Paris Hilton's behavior when she was a guest on The View.

Hilton appeared on the show dressed in a pair of skimpy Daisy Duke short shorts that clearly showed that she was wearing a pair of Dora The Explorer panties, which is the latest rage among Left Coast females.

Paris also sported a pink T-shirt with the words Chelsea Handler's Not A Real Blonde Like Me in big blue letters.

Barbara Walters asked her what she thought about the recent government shutdown. Paris flicked her hair, looked at her manicured nails and replied, "I did not know the government was shutdown because I live in Beverly Hills."

Walters made a face. She then asked her what she thought about Obamacare and the LaLaLand space cadet remarked that she did not care about Obamacare because she lived in Beverly Hills.

A very frustrated Jenny McCarthy could not contain herself anymore and she angrily told Paris that she also lives in Beverly Hills and she knows all about the government shutdown and Obamacare.

Hilton turned to her and sarcastically asked, "I'm sorry sweety, I don't think I got your name."

McCarthy furiously stood up and was stopped by Sherri Shepherd and Whoopi Goldberg before she could do any damage to Hilton's hair which (Jenny) said she was going to pull out in strands.

SIDENOTE: During the next commercial Paris was escorted off the set and out of the building by two security guards. She later said her eratic behavior was due to her having eaten 8 Hostess Twinkies right before she went on the show.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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