Lady Gaga says she wants a younger woman

Funny story written by Evil

Thursday, 31 October 2013

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It has only just been reported that Lady Gaga the Italian Stallion has been dating a young lady.

Putting an end to the speculation, she was photographed holding the hand of a very, young female. Lady Gaga said in a statement to F! News: "I am dating younger people and I am much happier this way."

F! News reports,"Lady Gaga's father is fine with the younger female she is with. She was tired of being held down, and she is thrilled with this young lady. Gaga feels like a first class citizen."

Celebrity Gossip reporter Dan Abram tells F! News that the young lady keeps phone communications with her mom and her parents are ok with the relationship, since Gaga is very popular.

Rich cougars are acceptable to parents because their fame and fortune have an influential effect. For example, the parents of Samantha Ronson allowed her to date the wealthy socialite Lindsay Lohan because they wanted to elevate their status in the community.

Janet Jackson gave advice to the Monster Queen, "I will tell you as I told my brother, live your life how you see fit."

The singer has explained why her romance with this younger female is working, and calls both herself and the young lady "toxic people."

"I was bold enough to say, 'Yeah, I like a girl. And?' That was three months ago. It is my first serious relationship with someone so young," Gaga told Us News. "I needed to love myself first before I could be with her. And I was going through a lot. Two toxic people can be tough together. End of story."

Gaga and the young lady's relationship was reportedly full of tears and plenty of drama, but she tells the magazine the two still keep the relationship alive. It sounds as though Gaga has decided that her romance with the young woman is a thing of destiny. When the two were spotted together in New York earlier this week, it looked like Gaga may be too proud to have concerns.

"Gaga and the young woman were whispering and laughing as they left an ice cream shop holding hands. They didn't care who saw them, and they definitely seemed to be enjoying the publicity. It was just like in Neolithic times -- they did what they wanted!" an insider told X12Online in September.

The New York Catholic priest that baptized Lady Gaga told Us News, "Her soul belongs to the devil."

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