Top Places To Hide Your Money Once The Guv Takes Over The Banks
Here are some places you can safely hide your money fron crooks like the Government, the IRS and other crooks: 1. In an envelope taped to the bottom of your youngest kid if you have a babe. If not, how about under the cat box? 2. In a watertight plastic bottle or jar in the commode place it under some fake diahrrea. (Be sure this commode is the one never flushed). 3. In a skin-colored env...
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London - Ex-UK Prime Monster John Major has proposed an emergency tax on top British energy firms' profits in a move dubbed the Tory Windmill Tax. "Shome mishtake," a No 10 Downing Street aide commented insisting Sir John had got the government's...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!
Over 2000 fans who attended the "Michael Jackson Imitator Show" in Las Vegas say that they were not fooled with the make-up and that it was Michael Jackson's Zombie that took the stage, Saturday night. "They can say this is a great imitator but mo...
Read full storyTop 12 Worst Movies of 2013
Following are the top 12 worst movies so far this year. Let's hope no more stinkers between now and New years Day. 12. Worms On A Plane (An AARP/Mile High Club Production) 11. Herbie And the Auto Erotic Studebaker! 10. S Is Fore T (A Sue Grafton Mystery) 9. Mario Can't Jump 8. The Land Time Forgot To Take A Timeout For These Commercials. 7. Close Encounters Of The Turd Kin...
Read full storyCarol Burnett Wins Mark Twain Award!
Not a bit distracted by a naked Tim Conway running around the stage being pursued by ushers, Carol Burnett was honored recently by receiving the Mark Twain Award for 50 years of comedy. "Tim could break up Harvey Korman every time but he wasn't so...
Read full storyParis Hilton's Erotically Revealing Upskirt Shot Was Staged
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton recently told a friend that she was going to have to do something to get herself back on the front pages of the Tinsel Town publications and celebrity news programs. So she and an old high school girlfriend identified...
Read full storyKristen Stewart Says She's Just About Gotten Over Rob Pattinson
NEW YORK CITY - The girl known for having a perpetual smirk on her face, Kristen Stewart, made a guest appearance on The View. She told Jenny McCarthy that she has finally realized that her ex-boyfriend and fellow Twilight Saga actor, Rob Pattinso...
Read full storyThe New York Giants After Starting Off At (0-6) Finally Win One As They Beat The Minnesota Vikings
EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Several New York Giants players say that Louisiana voodoo woman Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette came through for them as she put a hex on the Minnesota Vikings who fell to the Giants 23-7. Giants Coach Tom Coughlin was aske...
Read full storyKate Gosselin Hurting Financially Admits She Is Thinking About Posing Nude In Playguy
READING, Pennsylvania - The former star of two reality shows Jon and Kate Plus 8 and Kate Plus 8, has confided to David Letterman that she is having some financial problems. Kate told Letterman that he has no idea how quick 8 kids can go through a...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Says She Feels Sorry For Miley Cyrus
NEW ORLEANS - After performing in front of a full venue in New Orleans Voodoo Arena Taylor Swift sat backstage in her dressing room talking to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole. Taylor said that she cannot believe the way that Miley Cyrus...
Read full storyNina Dobrev Has Blocked Ex-boyfriend Ian Somerhalder's Email
VENICE BEACH, California - Nina Dobrev, the star of The Vampire Diaries, has been seen out and about town with her new love interest Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars. Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk has said that the two make a won...
Read full storyFart powered wind farm touted to replace nuclear plant - Prezza saves the day!
As public criticism and scepticism grows following news of the planned nuclear power plant to be built at Hinkley Point, Somerset, government insiders have divulged that alternative plans are also being considered. The word 'nuclear' appears to ha...
Read full storyMice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study
When Gail Farrelly, Science & Technology reporter at The Spoof.com, read a Bloomberg.com article, "Mouse Study May Target Hair Growth Method for Baldness," she knew she had found the subjects for her next in-depth profile. The first sentence...
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