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Tuesday, 22 October 2013

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Filming Wharf Rat Before He Changed

Following are the top 12 worst movies so far this year. Let's hope no more stinkers between now and New years Day.

12. Worms On A Plane (An AARP/Mile High Club Production)

11. Herbie And the Auto Erotic Studebaker!

10. S Is Fore T (A Sue Grafton Mystery)

9. Mario Can't Jump

8. The Land Time Forgot To Take A Timeout For These Commercials.

7. Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind

6. Transformers: The Losing of The 3 In 1 Oil!

5. Going In The Wind (Theme song by Wet Willie)

4. Godzilla Attacks Pearl Harbor

3. I Was A Teenage Wharf Rat

2. Honey, I Shrunk My 'Person'

1. The Good, The Bad & Those That Don't Give a Shit.

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