Steven Donziger's face materializes on slice of toasted Wonderbread
New York - Some judges breakfasting at a Manhattan cafeteria close to next week's RICO racketeering and corruption lawsuit were gobsmacked this morning when an apparition of Ecuador Amazonbotch shyster lawyer Steven Donziger popped up on a slice of t...
Read full storyShyster lawyers in Caribbean slavery compensation scam
Caribbean - "A classic, Ecuador-style bit of legalistic bullshit," is how constitutional experts have described some Brit shyster lawyers' attempts to sue the governments of the UK, France and Holland for acts of slavery committed by private individ...
Read full storyUS Congress and Senate Do a Runner
Shocked citizens of "The Land of the Free and the Home of the Broke" woke up today to find that their entire government had absconded rather than face up to the global debt collectors that are expected to come knocking next Thursday. It seems that th...
Read full storyBadgers Move The Goal Posts
The town of Bradford on Avon has a football club, which is currently struggling in the Tolpuddle League. It is known to its supporters as The Badgers. Those with an interest in the Tolpuddle League haver noticed for some time that Bradford on Avon...
Read full storyQatari shaikh falls for $8 million talking horse
Doha, Qatar - Not since Dubai ruler Shaikh Mohammed McTomb-Raider's disastrous $10 million punt on Snaafi Dancer in 1982 has the world of thoroughbred bloodstock sales looked so damn pleased with itself. The totally useless unraced son of the lege...
Read full storyLizzie Borden: A Soulmate for Aaron Hernandez
FALL RIVER, MA- In court the alleged killer looked angelic, like another killer who dominated the news in the same jurisdiction a century ago. Aaron Hernandez was in a Fall River, Mass., courtroom, and he looked dapper and svelte in a blue tie and...
Read full storyCharlie Sheen To Run For Next Governorship In Colorado
Colorado might have a new sheen to it in the next few years, Charlie Sheen that is! The actor recently publicly announced that there is a slight chance that he might run for Governor. "I really like what the state has done with their entertainme...
Read full storyDavid Letterman Has Revealed That Kim Jong Un Has Invited Him To Visit North Korea
NEW YORK CITY - Talk show host David Letterman has said that he has just received a letter from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un inviting him to visit his wonderful country. The leader of North Korea expressed to Letterman that he is his all-time f...
Read full storyDolly Parton Says She Wants To Adopt Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan
NASHVILLE - The legendary country music queen Dolly Parton appeared on The Viagra View and she told Regis Philbin that she would be willing to adopt both Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan. Parton, who never had children of her own, said that she tru...
Read full storyNadya Suleman, Alias Octomom mother of 14, Now Says She Wants To Have Another Baby
LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, who made national headlines when she gave birth to octuplets recently stated that she wants to have another baby to add to her family of 14. Suleman who has never been married is alleg...
Read full storyDonald Trump: The Rumor That Omarosa Is Having My Baby Is Positively False
NEW YORK CITY - The billionaire with the Hairdo From Hell is fit to be tied and foaming at the mouth at the latest rumor to come out of the Right Coast rumor mills. The word on the streets of the Big Apple is that Donnie "The Mad Birther" Trump ha...
Read full storyNina Dobrev and New Boyfriend Derek Hough Hit It Off Hot and Heavy
HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev of The Vampire Diaries and Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars were spotted parked out by the famed Hollywood sign. The couple seemed to be quite into each other as evidenced by two different witnesses who said that every...
Read full storyKris Jenner Admits That Husband Bruce Jenner's Crossdressing Had Nothing At All To Do With Their Breakup
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After almost a year of speculation and innuendo, it is now official that the heads of the Kardashian Klan, Bruce and Kris Jenner have separated. A close source said that the two had spent the last year pretty much living like bro...
Read full storyA Furiously Jealous Faith Hill Is Becoming The Wicked Witch of The South
FRANKLIN, Tennessee - A close unnamed friend of Tim McGraw and his wife Faith Hill has stated that the couple seem to be carrying on more and more like the Hatfields and McCoys. The source said that it all stems from Hill being upset at the fact t...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Caught Smoking Marijuana Again!
NEWPORT BEACH, California - It appears that Justin Bieber's talk about mending his ways and leaving behind the world of fast cars, pot parties, and tattoo parlors is nothing but pure D bunk as they say in Amarillo, Texas. Tapioca Swizzle with Titt...
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