Rod Hull is still alive and in witness protection
Former Children's TV presenter Rod Hull, the owner of Emu and the curliest hair on television is not dead. According to the history books, Rod Hull fell off the roof of his house while adjusting the aerial on his roof. "When we came up with tha...
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Gerald Reisenback, once the Production Coordinator at the Hostess Bakery Plant in Hot Springs, Arkansas, revealed during an employment interview with Homeland Security in Washington, D.C. that since the last HoHo was produced in the plant his life ha...
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London - Professional profilers analyzing serial monster Jimmy Savile's depraved 60-year rampage are asking the inevitable, 'just how really bad was this bastard?' A confidential briefing this week will see sleuths from the Met's Serious & Or...
Read full storyRG3 OK's New Team Nickname: Washington Blackskins
BILLINGSGATE POST - Never one to believe in political correctness, Robert Griffin III approved of the somewhat controversial new nickname for his Washington NFL team, saying that team unity and identity was more a factor than anything else. Citing...
Read full storyPurchasing Whoops at DHS
It has been reported that the Department of Homeland Security, (DHS) is purchasing 450 million rounds of .40 caliber hollow point ammo in order to wage a "seven year war" to thwart "homegrown Terrorism." Deke Sorrinson, Warehouse Supervisor for DH...
Read full storyBlake Griffin & Rajon Rondo Starring in Fantasyland
No sooner was the Boston Celtic playoff season over than the Silly Season began. Let it be noted that we had a slight brain orgasm over the trade rumor that would send Blake Griffin to Boston. We have visions of sugarplum fairies dancing in our he...
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Her Majesty the Queen's speech to parliament today has achieved the impossible - all members of the House who were in attendance remained awake. Her Royal Majesty opened her speech with a plea to Wrigley's, the chewing gum manufacturer, not to lay...
Read full storyFergie Retires Sensation
Manchester United manager Sarah Ferguson is to retire at the end of the season. In her statement Fergie declared: 'The Queen has let it be known that I should no longer indulge in Association Football as Rugby Football is the only game (apart from Po...
Read full storyDancing With The Stars: The Bachelor's Sean Lowe Dances Back To His Fiancée
HOLLYWOOD - In a week when the British judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman had the biggest meltdown in the 16 season history of Dancing With The Stars, Sean Lowe, who was this year's Bachelor found himself in the dreaded Bottom 3 and eventually ou...
Read full storyKim Jong Un Is Thinking About Renaming North Korea
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un is without a doubt one of the most fickle leaders in the history of world leaders. The 30-year-old had the nerve to ask President Obama for a $1 billion loan (interest free). He has also stated that he wants...
Read full storyMiranda Lambert Getting Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton's Name Calling
NASHVILLE - Country music artist and The Voice mentor Blake Shelton who stands 6-foot-5-inches tall towers a whole 13 inches above his wife fellow country music singer Miranda Lambert who is 5-foot-4. A close friend of the couples has said that li...
Read full storyCarrie Underwood Replaces Faith Hill As The New Singer on Sunday Night Football
NEW YORK CITY - Faith Hill has been singing the introduction theme "Waiting All Day For Sunday Night" to NBC's Sunday Night Football since 2007, but that has just changed. Effective with the opening of the 2013 NFL season Hill will no longer have...
Read full storyNicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real
TARZANA - American Idol's Nicki Minaj was spotted at the world famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana walking around feeding and petting the various animals. She told a reporter with The Gossipette Gazette that she had come to the petting...
Read full storyKhloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Talking The Big "D"
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The hills of Hollywood are bustling with the sounds of unhappiness in the Lamar and Khloe household. After nearly four years of wedded bliss the bliss appears to be turning into blisters. According to a highly reliable source,...
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