Noose tightens around Donziger's neck
New York - Dumped by his own attorneys as a potential bankruptcy liability Amazonbotch litigation hotshot Steven Donziger's ass is in a sling alright. Ecuador's $19 billion Chevron scam mastermind owes millions in unpaid legal fees to attorneys in...
Read full storyOld Man of the Mountain & Old Men of the Celtics
Let's count the ways Danny Ainge can blow up the Celtics. No matter what hard-nosed plan the GM may create, nothing could match the grit the face of the Celtics displayed at the end. In the end they collapsed into a field of rubble, like New Hamps...
Read full storySad, Sad, Sad - Kobe Bryant Suing His Own Mother
TRENTON, New Jersey - Kobe "Vino" Bryant may scream, holler, and yell at his Laker teammates Pau Gasol, Metta World Peace, and Dwight Howard, but his mama, Pamela Bryant says she will not stand for him hollering at her and she has made it abundantly...
Read full storyAmanda Bynes Tossed Out Of A Seafood Diner
MARINA DEL REY - Former Nickelodeon star and the latest celebrity train wreck to come out of Tinsel Town, Amanda Bynes was spotted at The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner where she was literally attacking her Lobster meal with a fork and Ginsu knife. T...
Read full storyChicago Baseball Fans Are Mad As Hell
CHICAGO - Lately it seems that once the National Anthem ends at Wrigley Field, home of the Cubs and Comiskey Park, home of the White Sox, it is all downhill from there. Die-hard fans are furious with both the Cubbies and the Sox due to the fact th...
Read full storyTinsel Town Shocker: Kanye West May Be Dumping Kim Kardashian
HOLLYWOOD - As the word to the famous song goes, the hills are alive with the sound of music, but in the case of Kim Kardashian that music is a very sad, melancholic refrain. The 32-year-old extremely pregnant member of the infamous Kardashian (Kl...
Read full storyPhil Jackson Tells The Lakers Thanks But No Thanks
DETROIT - Phil Jackson flew into the Motor City to check on purchasing a 1957 Chevrolet that he has been wanting for the past seven years. While in Motown he was asked if he would take the Lakers head coaching job if it was offered to him. Jack...
Read full storyDolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Wears Way Too Much Make Up
NEW YORK CITY - The self-proclaimed Queen of Looking Cheap Dolly Parton has just remarked that American Idol judge Nicki Minaj wears so much gosh darn make up that she looks like a Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus clown. The 67-year-ol...
Read full storySole contact with former roommate now Candy Crush requests
CHICAGO, IL--Though they lived together for 23 months between 2008 and 2010, reports indicate that Mike Collar and John Garvey now solely interact with each other via automated requests on the Facebook game Candy Crush. Sources indicate actual ve...
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