Chicago Baseball Fans Are Mad As Hell

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 4 May 2013

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Some devoted Cubs fans waiting in line to purchase tickets.

CHICAGO - Lately it seems that once the National Anthem ends at Wrigley Field, home of the Cubs and Comiskey Park, home of the White Sox, it is all downhill from there.

Die-hard fans are furious with both the Cubbies and the Sox due to the fact that their combined won-loss records are a dismal 23-33.

Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine interviewed one male Cubs fan who when asked said his name was Ann Coulter, which was obviously fictitious.

The dry sense of humor fan pointed out that if things don't change he may start rooting for the Cincinnati Reds.

Another fan, Woody Woodhouse (he actually showed Confetti his driver's license and two credit cards) said that he has been a Sox fan since he was 14 months old but if they don't start playing .500 ball he will begin cheering for the Detroit Tigers.

So as you can see it is an ill baseball wind that blows out of Lake Michigan onto Lake Shore Drive meandering its way towards the Land of Wrigley and the Land of Comiskey.

SIDENOTE: A spokesperson for the Cubs stated that their recent Cubs Cup Night was quite an embarrassing fiasco as the cup company messed up and instead of sending thousands of Cubs baseball drinking cups sent thousands of the other kind of baseball cups by mistake.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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