Snowden whistles a new tune: different chimes for different crimes
Sheremetyevo Airport, Moscow -- In an attempt to clarify his future whistle-blowing revelations, former NSA contract spy Edward Snowden has devised a music-based notification system in support of whistle blowers worldwide. The innovation musical...
Read full storyAnother Sincere, but Inconsequential, Cliché of Public Discourse
In the most recent White House press briefing, presidential apologist Jay Carney responded to a provocative question from Fox News about the President's "milquetoast" statement on the coup d'etat in Egypt. "As you know," Carney asserted angrily, "The...
Read full storyVatican considering Nevada Brothel owner for Sainthood
The ANSA news agency reported that a commission of cardinals and bishops met Tuesday to consider Brazil's Cardinal Odilo Scherer's case to consider Joe Conforte, founder and retired owner and operator of the famous Nevada brothel, the Mustang Ranch f...
Read full storyWhen Will the Palestinians Go Away and Die Quietly?
Noam Chomsky and Rabbi Aden Frankel debate: When Will the Palestinians Go Away and Die Quietly? Interview opening: ANTHONY LONGBOTTOM: Tonight, we ask Israeli scholar, Rabbi Adin Frankel, and renown American activist, Noam Chomsky, when will the Palestinians simply go away and die quietly? Gentlemen, thank you for joining us. ANTHONY LONGBOTTOM: Rabbi, if I may start with you. UN Securit...
Read full storyTwo British Tourists Arrested in Dubai for Smiling Suggestively
Two British tourists arrested in Dubai for smiling suggestively. Interview with the Minister of Tourism, UAE, and the two British tourists. Interview opening: HAMLET: In Dubai, two more British tourists have been arrested under their Public Decency laws for smiling suggestively in a restaurant. They're joining us live from Dubai. Mr. and Mrs. Dunnett? MR. & MRS. DUNNETT: Hello.
Read full storyHeidi Klum Wants To Marry Her Bodyguard
LOS ANGELES - Heidi Klum has done it all. She has worked as a model, a TV producer, a television host, a fashion designer, an actress, and even for one week a pole dancer in her home country of Germany. Heidi at 40, is still considered to be one o...
Read full storyMichelle Obama Explains Her Living In The White House Is Like Living In A Prison Comment
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama says that she cannot believe how one little comment can get taken out of context and spread throughout the airwaves like a Turkish tsunami. The nation's first lady spoke with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar...
Read full storyJon Gosselin Desperately Wants To Dance On Dancing With The Stars
LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for the hit show Dancing With The Stars has said that Jon Gosselin, ex-husband of Kate Gosselin, has stated that he is desperate to appear on the dance show. Jon who with his ex-wife are the parents of eight children w...
Read full storyAaron Hernandez Will Not Be Having A Prison Wedding
BRISTOL COUNTY, Massachusetts - Aaron Hernandez is in a world of trouble and the ex-$8 million per year New England Patriots player cannot even afford to pay for a Get Out of Jail Free Card. In the span of just a few short weeks Hernandez has gone...
Read full storyKirstie Alley Addresses Chelsea Handler's Cupcake Addiction Comment
LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley has made it very clear that she cannot stand that skanky dishwater blonde talk show host Chelsea Handler. Alley recently appeared on The Viagra View and told Larry King that Handler is without a doubt the most evil, hat...
Read full storyPaula Deen's Unbelievable Request To NASA
SAVANNAH, Georgia - Paula Deen says that everytime she logs onto the Internet she sees where another one or two sponsors and corporations have dropped her. She revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that the latest company to abandon...
Read full storyKanye West Says He Ain't Changing No Baby Diapers Period!
BEVERLY HILLS - Hip hop rapper Kanye West says that he loves his little baby girl North West, but there is no way that he is going to be changing her baby diapers. West who fathered a baby out of wedlock with girlfriend Kim Kardashian spoke with Y...
Read full storyNew York Warns That The Days of Texting While Driving Are Over
ALBANY, New York - Governor Andrew Cuomo has just issued a directive that the state will no longer tolerate anyone texting while operating a vehicle. The governor said that the problem has gotten way out of hand and he has decided that the time ha...
Read full storyArizona's Prisons Are Overcrowded - Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He Has A Damn Good Plan
MESA, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is the self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in the entire United States including Alaska. The 81-year-old lawman is noted for making his prisoners dress up in pink jumpsuits, pink socks, pink...
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