Two British tourists arrested in Dubai for smiling suggestively.
Interview with the Minister of Tourism, UAE, and the two British tourists.
Interview opening:
HAMLET: In Dubai, two more British tourists have been arrested under their Public Decency laws for smiling suggestively in a restaurant. They're joining us live from Dubai. Mr. and Mrs. Dunnett?
MR. & MRS. DUNNETT: Hello.
HAMLET: Well, you certainly did it with your suggestive smiling, which you'd characterise how? Embarrassingly flirtatious, mildly flirtatious, or simply innocent and friendly?
MR. DUNNETT: I'm not too sure. We flew in a few days ago on our honeymoon - may have been a little eager, but we weren't exactly drooling, were we dear?
MRS. DUNNETT: No, no, no. Though I did have my hand on your...
MR. DUNNETT: Yes... you naughty thing.
MRS. DUNNETT: Not that anyone noticed.
MR. DUNNETT: No... you were very discreet indeed.
MRS. DUNNETT: Yes... . I think it was the old hag at the table beside us.
MR. DUNNETT: Yes... staring at us like an old witch in her silly old black robes.
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