Kanye West Says He Ain't Changing No Baby Diapers Period!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 5 July 2013

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Kanye has already bought two week old North West her first microphone.

BEVERLY HILLS - Hip hop rapper Kanye West says that he loves his little baby girl North West, but there is no way that he is going to be changing her baby diapers.

West who fathered a baby out of wedlock with girlfriend Kim Kardashian spoke with Yodelle Denzel St. Bling of Afro Sheen Magazine and said that he is just too rich and too damn famous to be dealing with baby messes and (stuff).

The 36-year-old rapper stressed that Kim is a good little mama and she can change the diapers or else get one of the three nannies to do it but as for him it's a matter of no way José fa shizzle ma nizzle it ain't gonna happen.

Kim's mom, her sisters, and several friends have all said that if Kanye was their husband and he refused to change their baby's diapers that he would then be prohibited from holding the little baby.

They also said that Kanye needs to grow some and act like a real father and not just like some drive-thru sperm donor.

In Other News. Ann Coulter has stated that she is not pregnant and that her swollen belly is the result of her eating 19 Nathan's Hot Dogs in a local hot dog eating contest.

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