Intern Apologizes to Anthony's Weiner
A former intern for the Weiner Mayoral campaign apologized late Tuesday for using a series of harsh expletives to describe Anthony's Weiner. The intern, Anita Mann, was quoted by the Internet news outlet, The Intern Buzz, attacking Anthony's Weine...
Read full storyGOP amnesia over Bush/Cheney 10 trillion dollar war bill and stuff
New York - "Say what you like about Barack Obama," a NATO forensic accountant said today, "but at least this President hasn't started any damn wars - unlike the Nazi predator in the White House before him." The comments come as the final bill for...
Read full storyEmergency Priests To Keep Dreamliners Flying
Chicago -- Boeing's jumbo jet of the future, the new 787 Dreamliner, will be flying with a 2000 year-old safety device starting next month. The jet plane maker plans to equip every 787 with a Catholic priest, assigned to pray that that the plane...
Read full storyUN Demands That United States Drop 'United' From Their Name
The UN Council has put forth a petition demanding that the United States of America drop the term 'United' from their name due to the partisan bickering between conservative and liberal elements that has divided the nation. Chief UN Spokesman Igo...
Read full storyBuyer's ReMorsi - Egypt's civil unrest continues - Bring back Mubarak!
CAIRO - Egypt's security services killed 72 protesters early Saturday, reasserting its dominance in the wake of President Mohammed Morsi's ouster. Civilians joined police officers in firing live ammunition at the Morsi supporters protesting in Tahrir...
Read full storyRihanna Declared 'Fist Coozie' By Beatdown Magazine
HOLLYWOOD (CA) - Hot on the heels of Rihanna being called a 'fashion icon' in a UK-based lawsuit, the editors of Beatdown Magazine have bestowed the pop star with yet another honor: the number one spot on their annual Top 100 celebrities readers...
Read full storyUK Government to Reintroduce Window Tax
In a leaked document, made public by one of Britain's major newspapers earlier this week, it appears that the government, far from abolishing the so-called bedroom tax, is getting ready to reintroduce the window tax, last seen in the 18th and 19th ce...
Read full storyJellyfish Told To Go Home
Jellyfish who have illegally settled in the UK have been told to Go Home by the Government. Ice Cream vans have been touring seaside resorts, where these illegal immigrants are known to be lurking, in an effort to get them to leave before they are pr...
Read full storyRecruitment Drive As Catholic Church Set To Promote Homosexuality
Pope Francis has outlined a raft of measures that are set to rock the very foundations of the Catholic Church - by welcoming gays and lesbians into his flock. If approved, the Church is set to undergo the most radical changes in its history. Some...
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