Deen's ship will sail in 2014 despite Paula losing valuable sponsors
Despite the sea of controversy surrounding Paula Deen and the abundance of sponsors who have decided to drop her, two Deen-themed cruises are still set to sail in 2014. Literature recently mailed out to prospective passengers specifically stated t...
Read full storyPluto's new moons won't be named after Star Trek planets - why?
Space - Some blame a 'Q'-like, omnipotent being lurking at NASA's Area 51, Roswell HQ for blocking the naming of newly discovered moons of the tiny, far-flung planet Pluto after Star Trek characters' home worlds. The move has been dubbed bizarre a...
Read full storyDer Spiegel und Der Beagle
White House spokesperson Jay Carney has said there is no truth that a pet beagle accompanying President Obama on diplomatic forays across the globe is connected to recent disclosures in Der Spiegel on NSA spying in Germany. The world has just lear...
Read full storyOsborne Cuts! (the throat of the country)
"George Osborne Makes Cuts". Is a headline that would make every voter jump for joy and scream "deeper"! The image it conjures up is one of unbridled happiness as we watch a YouTube special of Mr Osborne sat at his desk his blue blood dripping slowly...
Read full storyGettysburg reenactors reminisce on simpler time when the government didn't spy on them
GETTYSBURG, PA--Civil War reenactors have gathered this week at Gettysburg National Memorial Park for a three-day long reenactment in celebration of the battle's 150th Anniversary. All week, participants will authentically live the life of a Civil Wa...
Read full storyPaula Deen Launches 'The Suicide Watch Cookbook'
Savannah, Georgia -- Ex-celebrity chef Paula Deen has placed another success on the bestseller list. The work is called "The Suicide Watch Cookbook: Dining And Dying." "A suicide watch can be a tremendous waste of time, if you don't plan ahead,"...
Read full storyHollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb
TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...
Read full storyHollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse
Transsexual lesbian Amanda Bearse has been called lots of names, including "actress," "director," and "comedienne," but the first four letters of her first name, which is given only in the sense that she gave it to herself, says it all: Amanda is "a man." Transsexual lesbian? What's that? Technically, now that she has completed sex-change surgery, she is a transwoman (a man who becomes a "wo...
Read full storyAsteroid is Predicted to Hit the Earth
A somber U.S. President, Barack Obama, interrupted America's Got Talent to deliver the fateful news to the American public concerning the impending impact of a football field sized asteroid. The asteroid is due to hit the earth next Wednesday evenin...
Read full storyRoy Kinnear of the Tyne!
St. James Park, Newcastle: The Tyne flows and along comes a veteran gunslinger, Roy Kinnear, brought in by Mike Ashley in a new role as an assassinator or terminator... Upon his appointment Roy Kinnear referred to players Yohan "Kebab" (Cabaye),...
Read full storyFormer Congresswoman Gabby Giffords Accidentally Wings Wayne LaPierre at a Shooting Range
Former Congresswoman Gabby Giffords shot a gun at a shooting range in Las Vegas for the first time since she was critically wounded by Jared Lee Loughner in 2011 with a 9mm Glock pistol, accidentally winging Wayne LaPierre, who was also at the shooti...
Read full story'Cruz' Control Needed, Says Immigration Reform Advocate
Lester Montoya, speaking for the group Rational Law Reform, said yesterday that Texas Senator Ted Cruz has gone too far in his latest proposed amendment to the senate bill designed to overhaul immigration policy in the U.S. The amendment would req...
Read full storyBaphomet
"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...
Read full storyAnna Paquin confused about her sexuality
HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Despite being (a) married and (b) a mother, actress Anna Paquin insists that she is "really, really, really-really and truly-bisexual." Sexuality is not a "given" the actress claims, "but a choice, and, although I love Stephen enough...
Read full storyWalmart: possessed, haunted, or desperate for sales?
BENTONVILLE, AK - Suffering from sluggish sales, in part caused by Amazon.com's massive online retailing venture, Walmart associates, perhaps taking a cue from the TruTV series World's Dumbasses, may have begun staging practical jokes to generate pub...
Read full storySpooky stuff as yet another unmanned Russian rocket goes tits-up in Kazakhstan
Kazakhstan - Accident investigators at the Baikonur Cosmodrome are probing the possibility of hostile poltergeist activity in the latest rocket launch fiasco involving yet another unmanned Russian Proton-M rocket. The catastrophe occurred shortly...
Read full storyJessica Simpson Has Her Second Baby - Now She Says She Needs A Husband
BEVERLY HILLS - Jessica Simpson has just given birth to her second child. She stated that she can hardly wait to loose all the weight she gained so that she can get back into her Daisy Duke short shorts and show off her gorgeous 32-year-old body.
Read full storyOctoMom AKA Nadya Suleman Shocked At The Reason Why She Was Banned From Appearing On Dancing With The Stars
LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman recently appeared on The Viagra View and told Regis Philbin that there aren't very many women in the entire USA who have 14 kids and who have managed to take all of the criticism that she has had to endure from pe...
Read full storyMitt Romney Flip Flops Once Again and Now Says He's Glad He Lost The 2012 Presidential Election
BOISE, Idaho - Mitt Romney was up in Idaho visiting a potato seed packing plant when he was approached by Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine. Petaluma asked the 66-year-old Massachusetts native how he feels now that he has had tim...
Read full storyNASCAR'S Danica Patrick Challenges Kyle Petty To An Arm-Wrestling Match
SPARTA, Kentucky - Danica Patrick is still very angry with the way she was treated by Kyle Petty, the 53-year-old racing has-been as she and Madonna refer to the arrogant son of the legendary racer Richard Petty. Kyle made a drama queen-like remar...
Read full storyMiranda Lambert Tells Hubby Blake Shelton To Cut Back On His Beer Drinking Or Else She'll Be Gone Like The Wind
NASHVILLE - There appears to be some trouble a-brewin' in the Blake Shelton-Miranda Lambert household. Word from a very reliable, inside source tells Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that the little bitty Miranda has just about had her fill of the tall drin...
Read full storyBrad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs
NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt said that the tremendous stress that he has gone through the past two weeks has caused him to eat like a thoroughbred racehorse. And as a result he has gained a whopping 21 pounds which he blames mostly on his addiction t...
Read full storyGovernor Rick Perry Asks State Legislature to Fund Unplanned Parenthood
To battle the always combative Planned Parenthood in Texas, Governor Rick Perry has asked the state legislature to fund what he is calling "Unplanned Parenthood," a new non-profit whose mission, Perry explained, is to "promote bein' a parent for all...
Read full storyPink Dog Wearing Pink Sneakers Still at Large
As reported in "Lost: Pink Dog With Sneakers. Return to West Hollywood." in The New York Times, the Sheriff's Department has still not recovered the 200-pound pink statue of a dog wearing sneakers -- a statue that had stood on Santa Monica Boulevard...
Read full storyEdward Snowden: "I thought I was writing an article for The Spoof..."
Edward Snowden, the man the United States is undergoing an international man hunt to pursue, stated on Tuesday that the he was just publishing an article for The Spoof via his iPhone 5. Snowden stated, "I thought, hey...wouldn't it be funny to th...
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