NSA Leaks Causing Jihadi Types to Back Off Using Visa Cards and Skype
Unnamed, worried officials in Washington are saying recent leaks on NSA global surveillance are making it easier for militants and evildoers to avoid detection. In the three weeks since the disclosures, according to CNN reporters intelligence specialists have already noticed the enemy is changing communication tactics. More Washington disclosures have been sneaked out, showing how governme...
Read full storyNSA 'spied on Michael Jackson' says intelligence whistleblower
Washington DC - Conclusive proof that the NSA kept singer Michael Jackson under surveillance will be published this week according to fugitive from justice Edward Snowden, a pal of renegade WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange. "For years the NSA spie...
Read full storyLatest craze to hit the shelves: boy toys -- for girls!
It took four years and millions of dollars to learn what girls want. Now that they've figured it out, "it's a snap," Neil Jacobsen, the company's CEO says. Before the research was completed, top toy makers offered girls the same toys they sold boy...
Read full storyAge Related Benefit Shock
The Government has been urged to re-think the whole matter of age related benefits after several amazing events. Flora Robson (91) took the stage at Wimbledon in a short but impressive run. Tennis guru John Muckyroe (63), formerly a Tennis comment...
Read full storyTravis Goes Bananas!!!
OK, I have a confession to make: I think I'm a bad person. Not "Battlefield Earth" bad, but bad enough. What has driven me to all this self-flagellation? What could cause such dark introspection and self recrimination? The answer is simple - a crazy chimpanzee. I still can't stop thinking about the former celebrity chimpanzee who went nuts. How could a story about a former celebrity chimp wh...
Read full storyVatican Bank on verge of collapse as big heads roll in night of long knives
Rome - Top knobs running the Vatican Bank fell on their tarnished swords this morning amid aftershocks in the latest money laundering scandal to grip the Holy C. Bank director Renzo Dolcelatte and his deputy Massimo Gorgonzola have fled the Bank's...
Read full storyHollyweird's Hottest: Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon, named for Reese's Pieces, because, her parents predicted, she would be a "sweet treat" for the boys, debuted as an actress in 1991, when a casting couch call resulted in her being offered a role in The Man in My Moon. Marriages She won an Enema Award for Illegally Blonde. She also played hard to get in Crude Intentions, in which her then-husband Ryan Phillippe tried, throu...
Read full storyLooking at NRA's LaPierre As a Child Explains His Present Day Extremism
A recent biography of NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre shows light on his character that reveals why he is so rabid on the topic of gun control. The President of Vice of the largest gun organization has been often in the news lately due to his extremist anti-governmental outlook and his opposition to any and all laws on firearms. The new book entitled 'LaPierre- Assault Mouth', contains the following...
Read full storyThe G8 presidential poker series: the future of international diplomacy
Following on from G8 news that Syrian peace talks are imminent, speculation is beginning to mount as to how David Cameron has managed to break the seemingly impenetrable deadlock between Barack Obama and Russian president Vladimir Putin. With a d...
Read full storyRepublicans Propose Privatizing the Concept of Fairness
Having experienced great success in the privatization of the military with groups Blackwater, prisons with corporations like MTC, and with Congress itself by blatantly serving whoever has the most money, the Republican party today introduced a bill t...
Read full storyNorth Carolina Says No To Naming A Hospital In Raleigh After Edward Snowden
RALEIGH, North Carolina - A high ranking North Carolina state official has just informed the news media that the state is nixing a plan that would have named a brand new hospital in Raleigh after NSA whistleblower Edward Joseph Snowden. The offici...
Read full storyBrad Pitt Tells Angelina Jolie To Stop Texting That Loser Billy Bob Thornton Or The Engagement Is Off
NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt has reportedly had enough of Billy Bob Thornton and his hidden agenda of trying to break him and Angelina up. Pitt told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle that he is also fed up with Angelina texting the wormy-lookin...
Read full storyNASA Wants The Stolen Neil Armstrong Moon Suit Returned
HOUSTON - NASA spokeswoman Venus Misty Cuddlefuddle, 51, has said that NASA is very upset that someone was so brazen as to steal the moon space suit that Neil Armstrong wore when he became the first person to set foot on the moon. Mrs. Cuddlefuddl...
Read full storyPaula Deen Admits She Once Threw An Empty Dixie Cup In The Parking Lot of A Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Chicken Shack
SAVANNAH, Georgia - Paula Deen says that it looks like before it's all over she may have to end up selling her beloved Cornbread Acres Estates in Savannah, Georgia. Deen was interviewed by Vodka Vermicelli with the iRumors News Agency and the 66-y...
Read full storyThe Georgia State Senate Votes To Change The Name Heimlich Maneuver To The Henry Maneuver
ATLANTA - In a move that many citizens of the Peach State had been wanting for a long time, the Georgia State Senate has just passed a bill by a vote of 47-9 that will change the name of the lifesaving Heimlich Maneuver. According to Senator Bucki...
Read full storyMel Gibson To Star In The Movie "Spoiled Brat - The Alec Baldwin Story"
HOLLYWOOD - Australian actor Mel Gibson has just confirmed that he has signed to star in Cinema Castle Film's Spoiled Brat - The Alec Baldwin Story. Gibson, who was home in Australia helping to brand kangaroos, said that he received a phone call f...
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