Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 1 July 2013

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NASA is offering a reward for the return of Neil Armstrong's moon suit.

HOUSTON - NASA spokeswoman Venus Misty Cuddlefuddle, 51, has said that NASA is very upset that someone was so brazen as to steal the moon space suit that Neil Armstrong wore when he became the first person to set foot on the moon.

Mrs. Cuddlefuddle, who is dating the much younger hip hop artist Icicle Bro, 29, stated in no uncertain terms that she wants the extremely valuable moon space suit returned at once no questions asked...well maybe just one or seven.

She told the news media that the moon suit is insured for $7 million but NASA prefers to have the space suit instead of the money.

Mrs. Cuddlefuddle informed the assembled throng of news reporters that seven different surveillance cameras are being checked and hopefully one will reveal the face of the hateful, dastardly thief.

SIDENOTE: NASA has stated they are offering an $11,000 reward plus two season tickets to the Houston Astros baseball games if the information they receive leads to the capture of the thief and the return of the Neil Armstrong Moon Space Suit.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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