Americans, Driven Mad By Politics, Jump Like Lemmings Over The Fiscal Cliff
Driven to the brink of their sanity by the constant warnings from politicians over what would happen if we went over the fiscal cliff thousands of Americans have gone ahead and jumped over the brink of the fiscal cliff on their own. Still reeling fro...
Read full storyThe World's Smallest Owl
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - An Alabama forest ranger has just discovered what is believed to be the smallest owl in history. Ranger Cunningham Quickquibble, said that he was patrolling an isolated area of The Cornbread State Forest when he heard what so...
Read full storyRio Ferdinand' New Years' Eve samaritan plea!
A desolate Hotel, near Wigan, UK: New Years Eve, everybody is getting ready for fireworks and champagne. People are getting ready for the BIG party. Then there is a desperate 'TWITter' message picked up by all good Samaritans, by a £115,000-a-we...
Read full storyGingivitis Takes the Bite Out Of Vampire
New Orleans, Louisiana vampire, Bobby Belfry, has lost all of his teeth due to the affects of advanced gingivitis. This happenstance has rendered Mr. Belfry bite-less, albeit, but not flightless. For 8,656 years and 225 days, Mr. Belfry had been...
Read full storyFairy Tales Come True in the NFL
Now and then we are able to draw on our vast knowledge of literary characters and find the correct parallel in the NFL. We have avoided the Princess and her pea this time around, but find that we still have an array of well-known heroines of the f...
Read full storyStanford Band Member Wearing Pro Marijuana Shirt During The Rose Bowl Show Causes Uproar Across America
The Wisconsin Badgers took on the Stanford Cardinals in the 99th Rose Bowl game in Pasadena California New Years day. Stanford took the glory with a final score 2-12. This defeat makes the Badgers, three time losers in as many years. While some...
Read full storyKathy Griffin Says She May Have Ungayed Anderson Cooper on National Television
NEW YORK CITY - Kathy Griffin co-hosting the New Year's Eve celebration with Anderson Cooper on CNN certainly gave out the New Year's kisses heard round the world. In a move that even stunned and shocked the long time fans of the comedian known as...
Read full storyObama to Ban All Social Media Sites in the U.S.
BREAKING - This new year is hitting the entire United States with an enormous surprise from the White House. House and Senate have endorsed and passed a bill to ban all social media sites such as Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Closed door meet...
Read full storyRob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff
HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Pipe Dream Films in association with Omnigate Pictures has just released the media info on their latest movie production. Noted producer Bellanini Terrabini stated that the movie titled The Vampir...
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