Steven Tyler Reveals Some Behind-The-Scenes Tidbits at American Idol

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 13 January 2013

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A microphone that J.Lo gave to Steven Tyler when he left American Idol. (Photo by Casper Smart).

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Steven "Lips" Tyler flew down to Cabo to stay for a few days at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino, which is co-owned by him and American Idol's Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest.

He was interviewed by Paco Del Toro, a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News as he stood at the luggage area of The General Antonio Lopez De Santa Ana Airport.

Del Toro asked him if he missed being a judge on American Idol. Tyler smiled and said that he really didn't except for the food which was catered by one of the best catering companies in Hollywood, The Eats 'R' Us Food Catering Service.

The 64-year-old Tyler told Del Toro that he really hated to say it but he really got sick and tired of Randy "The Dawg" Jackson constantly telling the contestants that they were pitchy.

He also disliked hearing Jackson refer to the female singers as dawgs. Tyler said that one of the contestants, who he did not want to name, complained to the shows producer, Simon Shindlebocker, telling him that she did not like being referred to Mr. Jackson as a bitch.

Jackson met behind closed doors with executives of the show and he apologized to the female contestant and agreed to write her out a personal check for $600.

Tyler also brought out the fact that both he and J.Lo (Jennifer Lopez) would count the times Randy would say the phrase, "Yo! yo! yo! lissen up dawg."

He said that Jackson would utter those words a total of 5.2 times per show.

Another thing that Tyler disclosed to Del Toro was the fact that the show's host Ryan Seacrest insisted that his stunningly attractive girlfriend Julianne "Hubba Hubba" Hough be given her own personal dressing room backstage.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I just received an email from Steven Tyler and he stated that there is a new concert tour in the works for this summer which will feature Aerosmith. Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz will be the opening act.]

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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