Predictions for 2013 in Boston Sports
With a crystal ball, Tarot cards, a celestial map, and runes from the Mayan culture, we are finally ready to predict the sports moments you can count on in 2013. Of course, like all prognosticators of the medium variety, we expect that no one will...
Read full storyCardiac arrest? There's an app for that
One of the major causes of death among men aged between below twenty-five and above eighty-two is cardiac arrest, more commonly known as a heart attack. Nearly one in every one people will at some point in their lives, die of a stopped heart. With...
Read full storyThe New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo
NEW YORK CITY - In a move that highly devoted NFL sports fans saw coming, the New York Jets have finally decided to trade Tim Tebow. A spokesperson for the Jets organization stated that when the Dallas Cowboys failed to make the NFL playoffs after...
Read full storyFirst pics of Hillary's 'bloody clot' released
New York - "And it's a big one," Dr Heemer Globin, Emeritus Professor of Experimental Lobotomy - er...Phlebotomy! - at New York's Seedy Sign-I Clinic said today as images of the pesky clot went viral in the blogosphere. The Manhattan blood-thinnin...
Read full storyAshton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are Shopping For Wedding Cakes
NEW ORLEANS - After waiting one full year for his wife (Demi Moore) to file for divorce, Ashton Kutcher has finally taken it upon himself to hit his soon-to-be-ex-wife with divorce papers. Kutcher who is 34, had said that he was in hopes that Moor...
Read full storyNational Poll Says Kobe Bryant Needs To Stop Acting Like He's The Lakers Coach
CHICAGO - A recent poll that was conducted by The National Sports Poll Coalition of America has just revealed an interesting fact about Los Angeles Laker basketball player Kobe Bean Bryant. Ronni Ruckerheimer, 27, a representative with the poll gi...
Read full storyEntwhistle to Marry Miranda
Disgraced former BBC Director General George Entwhistle has announced that he is to marry the BBC's top paid star Miranda Hart. It was during Entwhistle's brief tenure as Director General that Miranda signed a new contract believed to be £14m over th...
Read full storyHappy 2013? I Prefer Not To.
It seems the Mayans were wrong. The world will keep traveling around the sun, or the sun around the world if you're a Fundamentalist. But this most recent apocalypse averted got me to ruminating, as is my want, about New Year's Eve and all the weight that is arbitrarily attached to this one night's passage of time. It took me back to last New Year's Eve and a question asked me, "What's your resolu...
Read full storyConga Collision At Essex Pub Leaves Dozens Injured!
Two people have been seriously injured with dozens more left bruised and shaken after two lines of conga dancers collided head-on outside a pub in Loughton, Essex just after midnight. The collision, at Loughton's 'The Red Lion' public house occur...
Read full storyThe Lone Bradley and Rajon Tonto!
Amid a cloud of dust with a hearty hi-yo, can Avery Bradley be forever riding the canyons looking for law-breakers? It was months ago that Bradley was ambushed by two shoulders on the side of the road. Left for dead, he has been healing by a myste...
Read full storyWhat is it like to be very Frank?
After three years of phone hacking, hiding in playground shrubbery and hundreds of inconclusive photographs, today we are finally interviewing very Frank. He has kindly agreed to talk to us on the proviso that he can stuff his face choc-full of Turkish delights throughout the entirety of the interview. At certain points of the interview we may have to adjust the height, weight and circumference of...
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