A-Rod To Open A Chain Of Cheating Clinics
Trenton, New Jersey -- Alex Rodriguez plans to put his experience as a professional cheater to work. He announced today the creation of Cheat America, a national network of storefront clinics, providing products and services that help cheaters prospe...
Read full storyBloodhound Gang top the bill at Pussy Riot benefit concert
Bloodyvostock - An obscene act involving the Russian flag and Bloodhound Gang bassist Jared Hasselhoff's hairy ass in the Ukrainian city of Odessa may have been just a warm-up act concert publicists said today. The US rock band's Eastern European...
Read full storyDrone Attack Sent After Ed Snowden In Red Square
A drone zeroed in on Ed Snowden as he maneuvered his way across Red Square. It wasn't the giant missile deploying drone used in the Bourne Legacy that parted Jeremy Renner's hair just before wiping out a cabin in the middle of the Alaska wilderness,...
Read full storyWall Street Journal attempting to appeal to female readers with "Ten ways to drive your economy wild."
In an effort to appeal to younger and female demographics, the Wall Street Journal ran an editorial in its weekend edition entitled "Ten ways to drive your economy wild", reproduced here. 1. Send your economy salacious consumer confidence indicators throughout the day. 2. Dirty talk: don't be afraid to show your economy your inner Chairman of the Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction.
Read full storyHouse Republicans to Propose a Conceal and Carry Law for Inside the Capitol
With Congress's approval rating now lower than that of a cockroach (at about 9%), and with Republican House members' approval even lower (approaching that of a maggot), GOP lawmakers in the House have decided to pass a Conceal and Carry Law that woul...
Read full storySenior Citizens in WI learns about iPhone
Aug 2, 2013, was a historic day in Ashland, WI, when seniors in a breakfast diner learned about the iPhone. The story of an iPhone in the diner was quite a shock to the local retired residents. "What's an iPhone?", asked George Bodin. The you...
Read full storyCarlos Danger to Host 2014 Awards
Reaching around to New York Politics for a comedy star, the producers of the academy awards announced Friday that Carlos Danger would host the annual ceremony next year. The producers, Ben Dover and Anita Mandalay, caused some backlash last year a...
Read full storyDanica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick flew into Scottsdale, the home of website domain provider GoDaddy, to meet with its CEO Blake Irving. Danica has been with the company since 2006, and her contract will expire next year.
Read full storyRush Limbaugh Furious At Russell Brand's Remarks
NEW YORK CITY - Republican radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is furious at the remarks that Russell Brand made about him on Chelsea Handler's talk show, Chelsea Lately. Handler was talking to her guest Russell Brand when she asked him what he tho...
Read full storyKobe Bryant Explains Why He Is Worth $32 Million Per Year
LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant had dinner with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Marina Del Rey and he provided Reno with some insightful information. Many Laker fans as well as NBA fans all ove...
Read full storyGary "The Space Cadet" Busey Asks Donald Trump For A Loan
TARZANA - Gary Busey's career was revitalized thanks to his two appearances on Donald Trump's NBC show Celebrity Apprentice. The singer, actor who just turned 69, on June 29, has never been shy and he would not hesitate for one second to try and s...
Read full storySimon Cowell AKA The Sultan of Sarcasm To Be A Daddy
LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell has just verified that he will in fact be fathering a child from his best friend's wife. Cowell told Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole that he feels like he was misled and actually trapped by the baby mama Lauren...
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