Crossing the move-it-right-along into Syria
News from the Syria front indicates steely resolve and knife-sharp thinking are guiding new American enterprises toward battle--at long last--in Syria. Rebel jihadi opposition groups are reported jubilant at US maneuvering, and pausing for the mom...
Read full storyYou Cannot Be Syria's says Vladimir Putin as US drones prepare Damascus blitzkreig
Moscow - A terse telephone call to the White House had Russian leader Vladimir Putin foaming at the mouth repeatedly calling the American president 'Proby' in response to Obama's masterly Syrian plot. Yeah. Up to 1,000 heavily armed drones are to...
Read full storyFCC Announces Phone Service Subsidy for Murderers
The Federal Communications Commission today took long-overdue steps to ensure that long-distance rates made by convicted felons are just, reasonable and fair. Studies have determined that law-abiding taxpayers will pick up the cost. The Commis...
Read full storyNina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In A Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar For 2014
NEW ORLEANS - Nina Dobrev, the star of the hit cable show The Vampire Diaries, flew down to New Orleans to check out some sights for an upcoming nude calendar. Dobrev told Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that she had been offered to a...
Read full storyMaksim Chmerkovskiy Says Kate Upton Has The Prettiest Birthday Suit He Has Ever Seen
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - One of Tinsel Town's newest couples Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Kate Upton were seen frolicking on the beach down at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The Dancing With The Stars dancer and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue beauty we...
Read full storyTom Cruise Dates Rihanna In Hopes of Finally Dispelling Those Darn Gay Rumors
SAN FRANCISCO - Tom Cruise flew up to San Francisco to attend Rihanna's recent concert performance at the Veni, Vidi, Vici Coliseum. He had called up the Barbadian beauty and told her that he wanted to take her out to dinner after she finished her...
Read full storyThe Reason Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Could Be Heading For Splitsville
NASHVILLE - One of country music's most popular couples Tim McGraw and Faith Hill appear to be acting out some of the more quintessential country music songs regarding the wandering itches. An unnamed inside source told Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that...
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