Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In A Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar For 2014

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 26 August 2013


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While she visits New Orleans for her photoshoot, Nina Dobrev will be staying at the famed Hotel Ooh La La.

NEW ORLEANS - Nina Dobrev, the star of the hit cable show The Vampire Diaries, flew down to New Orleans to check out some sights for an upcoming nude calendar.

Dobrev told Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that she had been offered to appear in PlayMale Magazine by the publication's editor.

She giggled as she said that it took the editor nine times before he was finally able to get her to agree to say yes.

When asked what it was that finally convinced her, Nina grinned like the Cincinnati cat that swallowed the Charleston canary and replied, "A huge, huge amount of money."

Miss San Guacamole stated that she is certain that the magazine's Nina Dobrev edition is going to fly off the magazine stands quicker than the nude editons of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears.

Dobrev added that the only thing she insisted on was that she wanted Picasso Mandolin, who is the world's greatest photographer to take the photos.

Mr. Mandolin was located on assignment in Timbuktu, India, and he immediately replied that it would be his pleasurable pleasure to photograph the stunningly attractive Miss Nina Dobrev.

SIDENOTE: The photos for the magazine layout will be taken at famous locations throughout New Orleans such as the French Quarter, Jackson Square, the Superdome, Bourbon Street, and the house where Ellen DeGeneres lived at as a child.

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