Oprah Winfrey Says You Couldn't Pay Her To See Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 3 April 2013

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Quentin Tarantino at the age of 8, playing space ship.

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey said that just from what she has heard and read about Quentin Tarantino's movie Django Unchained made her want to call him up and give him a piece of her amazingly filthy rich mind.

The former talk show queen told Taffeta Kixx of The Gossipette Gazette that she would not see Quentin Tarantino's latest motion picture if he paid her lots and lots of money to see it.

She then caught herself and said that of course she has lots and lots of money already but she expressed she meant that if she was poor or a member of the middle class.

Winfrey said that she heard from several of her close black friends that the movie insults blacks from the Civil War days.

She was shocked to learn that QT thought it was funny to mention the dreaded N-word a total of 9,371 times.

She said that she wonders how Duck Bill Boy would like it if she made a movie and used the white trash word 9,371 times.

Miss Kixx asked Tarantino that very question and he replied that it would not bother him one bit since he's not really white.

When asked what he was he replied that his mother was born in Upper Shambutu, Africa and his father was born in Lower Zamgola, Africa which makes him 100 percent African.

In Other News. Paris Hilton recently appeared on The Viagra View and she told Regis Philbin that she is hoping that once Lindsay Lohan gets put into rehab for 90 days that she will once again become popular and have all of the entertainment news media asking her what she thinks about this and that.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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