Mother Who Switched Baby 20 Years Ago, Suing the Other Mother - Kid Turned out to be a Real Dud
A Clearwater, Florida woman who switched her baby with another woman's is now suing the other woman for 18 trillion dollars. The woman, Fredrika Five-Fingers, claims the kid from the other woman has caused her 20 years of heartache and financial los...
Read full storyBloomberg Shrinking The Big Apple's Waistline With A Supersized Attack On 'Fatty Freedom'
New York's diminutive mayor has launched a campaign to shrink the city's citizenry down to size - one resident at a time. The effort began today with a ban on super-sized sugared drinks and will progress with the construction of "fat farms" in ea...
Read full storyQueen to perform We Will Rock You
Queen Elizabeth the Second (First place was won centuries ago) is to round off her Diamond Jubilee celebrations by visiting Brian May's house and performing We Will Rock You stood on his roof. "Liz is really looking forward to this," said Prince P...
Read full storyDutch clown, sorry, Crown Prince is going down the "bog"!
The Dutch crown (more like a clown) Prince, Willem-Alexander, is certainly slipping down the bog after throwing a toilet at a Dutch bog-throwing contest in honour of their Queen, Beatrix, who has a furry one. Prince Willem-Alexander has now admit...
Read full storyGaping crevice appears in Royal Mausoleum car park toilet block
Windsor - It's been earwigged - er...earmarked! - for decades as the final resting place of Queen Elizabeth Windsor. This morning plans to demolish Frogmore's visitors toilet block took an unexpected turn as a huge fissure appeared, cracking open...
Read full storyPresident Barack Obama To Record A Song With Bob Dylan
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama recently presented the highest civilian award in the nation to legendary music icon Bob Dylan. The president speaking in the East Room of the White House, which was recently renovated at a cost of $5.2 million pl...
Read full storyRondo Becomes the Real Deal: a Superstar!
The amazing Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics turned the corner on legacy in a losing effort in Game 2 of the Heat-Celtics playoff match-up. Rondo put on his whirling dervish personality and spun faster and faster, like he was the ballerina in The...
Read full storyIt's a Royal Family Jeremy Kyle Show
Do you remember that as part of the Silver Jubilee the Royals took part in what was then the top TV program It's a Knockout it was called It's a Royal Knockout? Well I can exclusively reveal that a similar TV program to be adopted by the Royals fo...
Read full storyRob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star In "Moonlight - The Very Last Shark Attack Movie Ever, Promise"
HOLLYWOOD - Well summertime is right around the corner and that can only mean one thing. Get ready for the onslaught of shark attack motion pictures. According to the Motion Picture Coalition Commission each summer Hollywood movie studios release...
Read full storyLady Gaga challenges Britney Spears
Lady Gaga addressed a crowd of her devoted fans and said she was better than Britney Spears because she was six years younger and Spears looks like an old lady. During a concert Britney Spears retaliated against Gaga by saying that Gaga is not Eur...
Read full storyScientists develop contagious man sterilizing microbe
Berlin - A secret lab here has leaked through our source, technician Splay Hindus, that a contagious microbe has been developed that renders men sterile in two days time, irreversibly. The microbe, according to Hindus, produces a gene modificatio...
Read full storyLineker's Tweet Backs Liverpool's Rodgers Appointment
Swansea City manager Brendan Rodgers has agreed a deal to become the new Liverpool manager, and initial signs show that the footballing fraternity thinks this is a positive move by the Anfield club. The 39-year-old will sign a three-year contract,...
Read full storyQPR Release Joey Barton Into The Wild
Queens Park Rangers have taken immediate and decisive action after last week's 12-match FA ban handed to their temperamental captain Joey Barton, by releasing the player... into the wild. Barton, 32, has had a chequered past that has seen him in t...
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