The Dutch crown (more like a clown) Prince, Willem-Alexander, is certainly slipping down the bog after throwing a toilet at a Dutch bog-throwing contest in honour of their Queen, Beatrix, who has a furry one.
Prince Willem-Alexander has now admitted he is ashamed of throwing the bog because millions of people world-wide have no bog to sit on and the one he threw broke so it could not be exported to Africa. He wasn't high at the time of throwing and now he's feeling pretty low, because he is the Clown Prince of the Lowlands, in other words, flat as a pancake.
The money raised from throwing the bogs is all going to a good cause; financing sanitary improvements in Gambia, but the Crown Prince's stool that he threw can no longer be used for obvious reasons, it's "kaputt"!
The Gambian Ambassador was also at the contest but refused to throw his bog because his palace boghole is in desperate need of improvement, there's too many bullet holes in it and it leaks; damn terrorists!
