Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties
NEW YORK CITY - Attorney's for Madonna have filed a motion in New York City's 13th District Court regarding what they are alleging to be copyright infringement. The writ which was filed in Judge Payman "Skipper" Alderbeer's court stipulates that t...
Read full storyFootball Gossip & comments 25th July 2012
Transfer Window Gossip Ferguson confirms Man United talks with wonderkid Moura. Oscar reportedly on his way to Chelsea for £25m. (AOL) There's only a small window (about four days every July normally) that English clubs can sign players from Brazil. If they saw how much it rains on a wet and windy Tuesday in Wigan, they wouldn't join the Premier League for all the tea in China (or roubles in R...
Read full storyIslamic Volleyball announced as new Olympic Sport for 2020
Following on from the introduction of Beach Volleyball in the Atlanta 1996 Games, the next evolution of Volleyball is to be recognised in the 2020 Olympic Games. The increasingly popular sport of Beach Volleyball originated in Santa Monica, Calif...
Read full storyRomney in Germany: "Eich Bain ein Berliner!"
US Presidential candidate Mitt Romney was in Berlin today on his world tour. He was accompanied by German chancellor Angela Merkel as he visited the Berlin Wall. The crowd was estimated at tens of thousands. Governor Romney began by saying, "Eich Bai...
Read full storyNRA proposes rocket launchers for Little Leaguers!
The National Rifle Association's President Philip H. Sheridan and The US Little League's President and Chief Executive Officer, Stephen D. Keener, announced this morning the two organizations would be combining on a program to arm all members of the...
Read full storyBradley Wiggins Snubbed By the Establishment
With calls already for a knighthood after his exploits in the Tour de France, a shadow has been cast over sports superstar Bradley Wiggins after he was told to 'get on your bike' by members of London's elite Pickwick Club. Fresh from his victory a...
Read full storyPaying tradesmen cash in hand morally wrong, says Minister!
Treasury minister David Gauke has said it is "Morally Wrong" to pay tradesmen such as plumbers, builders and cleaners in cash in the hope of avoiding tax. He argued the practice came at "a big cost" to the Treasury and meant other people had to pa...
Read full storyThe Lord makes a comeback
In May 2010 a great, great man suddenly passed away leaving a void that has never been filled, although Keith Harris and Orville tried, they could not do it. This great man was Ray Alan and his partner "Lord Charles", probably the best ventriloq...
Read full storyTony Blair "All Wrong" Over Not Hanging Bankers Says Academic
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is wrong when he says we should not hang bankers in anger over the current financial mess, says a leading academic. In an interview with the Daily Telegraph today, Mr Blair defends the free market and liberal econo...
Read full storyTheologians prove that God is a teapot
Theologians have scoured the archaeological evidence and come to the conclusion that God, the supreme creator, is a teapot. "Whenever we do any kind of archaeological dig," said Professor Lupine Hatter, of Manchester University, "we find pottery s...
Read full storyFifth Avenue celebrity astrologer ups Olympics ante
New York - A stargazer-to-the-stars is warning of a deceptive line-up in the heavens this week as thousands of Americans flock to London to support the US Olympic team. Holly Grail, whose hunches include the 2005 discovery of the long-lost Leonard...
Read full storyPigs will fly at Olympics opener
Director Danny Boyle has controversially agreed to demands from leading animal rights groups to drop live animals at Friday's opening ceremony of the London Olympics. Unfortunately for the animal rights lobby, he appears to have taken their ex...
Read full storyTennessee Republican Party to Governor (Possibly): Stop Appointing Homos, Foreigners, Smart People (We Think)
In a mostly incoherent press release rife with misspellings and grammatical errors, Tennessee's Republican Governor Bill Haslam was roundly criticized by his own party's county chairmen for the governor's appointment of "a number of intelgent(sic) we...
Read full storyProfessor Green, Elton John And Queen Star At Centre Of Rock Heirarchy Row
Some of Britain's top pop and rock stars are at the centre of a row over heirarchy following publication of a letter about music piracy in a national newspaper. The letter to the Daily Telegraph is signed by pop mogul Simon Cowell, Roger Daltrey a...
Read full storyMayor Makes US City the 7-Eleventy of the US by Imposing Minimum Wage on all City Employees
It all seemed like a ridiculous joke when the mayor of Scranton, Pennsylvania imposed a minimum wage requirement on all city employees a couple of weeks back, claiming that he needed to close a budget gap that had a couple of numbers in front followe...
Read full storyDon Larsen Puts Old Uniform up for Auction; Others Follow Suit
The news that star pitcher Don Larsen was putting his old baseball uniform (the one he wore on Oct. 8, 1956, when as a Yankee he pitched the only perfect game in World Series history) up for sale has encouraged many other baseball retirees to drag ou...
Read full storyThe Very Sexy Mariah Carey Joins American Idol
MILWAUKEE - Mariah Carey performed before a standing room only crowd at The Beer Suds Stadium in the number one beer city in America, Milwaukee. After the concert she sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and chatted about her 15-mo...
Read full storyLisa Marie Presley's Music Career and Marriage Have Hit The Rock 'n Roll Rocks
LOS ANGELES - The music world can be a magical place where unknown acts suddenly can become overnight sensations and where recognizable names can end up spiraling downward until they crash. According to Cowbell Music Magazine's Chipper Caruso the...
Read full storySexual Revolution Over: Women Told To Beat Their Vaginas Into Plowshares
BILLINGSGATE POST - "And he will judge between the nations and will rebuke many people."...Isaiah 2:4. It is all over, folks. No more Hollywood starlets flashing their pubic areas, no more shotgun weddings, no more vibrators and no more porn. T...
Read full storyChurch of England Shocker: Vicar Admits He Is Descended From Penguins!
The Church of England was left reeling yesterday after a vicar admitted to his flock he was actually descended from penguins. The news has sent shock ways across the church and the Archbishop of Canterbury is said to be mortified. Donald Crewston...
Read full storyAnother Obama Administration Green Energy Failure Reported
Washington DC: Congress has gotten wind of another Solyndra type corporate bankruptcy that will cost US taxpayers $500 million. President Obama authorized the Department of Energy (DOE) to fund Gastronomics to design and build a prototype model of...
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