Cowboys And Aliens And Politicians At The Iowa Caucus
It is difficult to distinguish between the cowboys and politicians, but the aliens are clearly set apart. When a politician can't remember three out of three departments he wants to eliminate once he is elected president, his mind has definitely been...
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Super League was rocked yesterday by the banning of former international star Ivor Nutherwon for the rest of the season, after his ear count was over the limit. It comes after a sixth-month investigation, led by UK Ear-Count (UKEC), the body which...
Read full storyWhen The Ball Hits Your Net Just Like Halley's Comet - That's Zamora
Craven Cottage Live - More about Arsene Wenger later, but for now, suffice to say he stomped towards the dressing rooms at Craven Cottage here tonight in what can only be decribed as a blind fury, as his ten man Arsenal team surrendered a hard won ea...
Read full storyTop surgeon urges removal of underpants
Surgeons called yesterday for a national register of underpants, with mandatory reporting of cases of rupture or slackness. This would help to identify really faulty underwear that might pose health risks to resident occupants, as well as other bus p...
Read full storyPresident declares a state of urgency
Bungledom's President has declared an infinite state of urgency in the galaxy's least populous nation. This comes after a series of trillions of years of nothing much happening. President Amir Onmeetodd was getting fed up with nothing to do and no...
Read full storyMitt Romney spending money on ads, not jobs
Washington--Mitt Romney loves money and the power that money brings, but he doesn't feel guilty about the amount of money he is spending to buy his ticket to the White House. "I understand we could use a few of the millions of dollars to put Amer...
Read full story10 New Years Resolutions From the Desk of Barack Obama
This time of the year many people come up with a list of New Year's resolutions, and this is a list that we have come across from the President, enjoy: Win the 2012 Presidential Election. Convince all the voters that voted for change 4 years ago that this time that's not a good idea. Convince voters that in the last 4 years in the White House I've managed to do more than rack up 5 trillio...
Read full storyNeed to get rid of a Christmas Tree? There's an app for that
Pretty soon all of the Christmas trees bought just before the festive period will require collecting. "But what to do with the old tree?" asks Mac Buck of App World!. "Do you recycle? Do you take it to the tip? Or do you leave it in a neighbour's...
Read full storyMan Utd and Man city go A.W.O.L!
Manchester's pride and joy have both gone a.w.o.l. United and city decided not to turn up for their new years games so the clubs were forced to field "skeleton" teams. Chelsea and Tottenham players also decided to go a.w.o.l. and were last seen fl...
Read full storyPub Beer To Cost You £24.80p From Today!
The pub price for a pint of beer is to go up - again. Brewers say the increase, of around 10p a pint, is necessary because poor harvests have forced up the cost of malting barley. The price hike will bring the average price of a pint to £3.10p from t...
Read full storyAndre Villas-Boas Is Definitely On His Way Out
It appears that all the speculation surrounding the future of Andre Villas-Boas at Chelsea is true, and that he will be sent packing from Stamford Bridge within the next forty eight hours. The suggestion is that AVB has lost control of the dressin...
Read full storyRussell Brand Reveals That Katy Perry's Breastfeeding Comment Was The Last Straw
LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand filed for divorce after being married to Katy Perry for only 14 months. He recently spoke with Pico de Gallo, a reporter with Tittle Tattle Tonight and stated that the main reason why he had decided to file for a divorc...
Read full storyBieber and Gaga to star in Gone with the Wind remake
News that Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga are set to take on the roles made famous by Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh spread through Hollywood almost as quickly as news of the Madoff ponzi-scheme collapse earlier today. United Artists called a press conf...
Read full storyIran trying to ratchet up the price of crude with Straits of Hormuz blockade plan
Arabian Gulf - "You can blame the psychotic Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, for this latest sabre rattling scare," a source at the CIA's desk in Pyongyang commented this morning. "Expect the price of oil to rocket at around $150 a...
Read full storySouth Korea to give up internet if North abandons nuclear program
In a move that has shocked the nation, the president of South Korea, Lee Myung-bak has announced that should the North Koreans comply with United Nations resolutions and abandon it's nuclear program, South Korea will give up the internet. South Ko...
Read full storyRomney Compares Obama to Kim Jong-il: "wacky, elusive and probably dead"
Mitt "Madman" Romney flung the gauntlet at President Obama yesterday, comparing him to dead North Korean cartoon character Kim Jong-il II. "I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama, then supermodel Obama, traipsing thro...
Read full storyWhales mimic stricken vessel
In an unusual display of solidarity for it's stricken protectors, a small gam of whales have formed a protective circle around the a stricken Sea Shepherd Conservation Society (SSCS) vessel. The MV Brigitte Bardot was hit by a rogue wave in the Sout...
Read full storyForecast: Life in Britain to be unsettled for 2012
The British economy has had a turbulent 2011 and 2012 promises to be even more unsettled. Predictions for 2012: * The worst outlook for jobs in 22-years. * Highest inflation rates for 24-years. * Outlook for the UK economy is 'bleak'. The Euro-zone crisis is unresolved and country after country is being forced to adopt extreme austerity measures that will result in large falls in outpu...
Read full storyiPhone usage triggers impotence
In a recently released study from the internationally renowned male sexual dysfunction R and D thinktank "Get it up!", male iPhone users are 37% more likely to suffer impotence than other smartphone users. "We have been conducted this study for so...
Read full storyFijian Dictator wants to become King
Commodore Voreqe "Frank" Bainimarama, supreme leader and overlord of the South Pacific island nation of Fiji, has indicated that he is unhappy with his hands-on role of governing the popular tourist destination. "When I took charge in glorious hon...
Read full storyRocky Rocks
Years before Christ, some say, Russians had many gods, among whom there was a god called Mithra. Allegedly, migrating Aryans brought Mithra to India and Persia. After the conquest of Persia by Alexander, 4th century B.C., Romans began worshiping Mithra. They believed Mithra was born from a mountain rock. On the other hand, the stories go that God had secret meeting with some originators of ma...
Read full storyDirty Limericks by Gynecologists
We at The Spoof continually strive to advance public knowledge of important medical knowledge. Because of our lowbrow readership, this often means sneaking edifying knowledge into otherwise unsophisticated entertainments. Therefore we hope to aid the public health situation by turning over our popular dirty limericks column to gynecologists. Our guest columnist this month is Dr. Charles Thadwa...
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