Osmonds and Nolans square off on Republican Nominee Race
Two once-popular but long forgotten familial bands from the seventies, the Osmonds and the Nolans, have entered into a bizarre Twitter feud about their preferred Republican presidential nominees and their conflicting religiosities. The Osmonds fav...
Read full storyVideo Game Industry to Provide Skippable Games
It has been long established that video games which do not allow you to skip non-interactive video segments can be very frustrating to game players. It now seems that the video game industry is ready to take this a step further, by allowing game play...
Read full storyPaula Abdul Is Still Furious At Being Fired By Simon Cowell From X-Factor and Plans To Reveal Some Salacious Secrets About 'Simple' Simon
HOLLYWOOD - Just four weeks ago the entertainment world witnessed what one news agency termed The X-Factor Massacre. British mogul and CEO of Buckingham House Productions Simon Cowell decided to go in an other direction with his hit show X-Factor...
Read full storyGassy Emperor Penguins suspected behind Brazilian research station blast
King George Island, Antarctica - Bloated from gorging on krill and squid a colony of gassy Emperor Penguins may be behind the fire that's gutted a Brazilian research station in the Antarctic. Until this morning the Comandante Ferraz base was carry...
Read full storyNottingham Spoofer suffers 'Spoof Withdrawal Syndrome' - rushed to hospital!
The Internet Health & Safety Monitoring & Investigation Unit, are looking into claims of relatives of an elderly Spoofer, Inchcock Chambers, of Nottingham, that he suffered a setback in his cardiac recovery programme, caused by the site being...
Read full storySelected Political News for W/E 25th February 2012 - with comments
Sunday 19th Feb 2012 Topic: Political nepotism - Expenses The Commons spends £25,000 on shrubs - so the public can't see MPs smoking! Source: The People A garden to prevent passers-by seeing MPs smoking is setting taxpayers back £25,000. Commons staff estimated that was the bill for landscaping to hide a £33,000 shelter at Portcullis House for puffing politicians. The greenery stops peop...
Read full storyApache Helicopter Attacks Dorking Kebab Van
Customers lining up outside Ali Bullo's kebab van near Dorking Leisure Park last night got the shock of their lives when they came under fire from an Apache helicopter gunship. It is thought that the helicopter crew became disorientated, and misto...
Read full storyCycle Paths Discovered On Mars By NASA Probe
NASA scientists were jubilant, yet cautiously optimistic last night that there is indeed life on Mars, after the Phobos probe beamed back still images of what appear to be cycle paths on the surface of the planet Mars. The paths, estimated to be b...
Read full storyWould Santorum Pick Pope Benedict As Running Mate If Former Is Chosen To Run for President?
In a surprise comment made at a campaign breakfast on February 20 in Muskegon, Michigan for 'Tea Party Young Zealots,' GOP Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum stunned the crowd by daring the U.S. that if nominated, he will choose the Vatican's Pope Be...
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