Virgin Rail tickets valid on Virgin Galactic

Funny story: Virgin Rail tickets valid on Virgin Galactic

A computer glitch on a train ticket booking website has seen thousands of rail travellers snap up space travel tickets at knockdown prices. Due to planned engineering work, most travellers had expected to spend Easter at a bus stop in Crewe or Ban...

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Paris Hilton's Vagina Disappointed By Not Making Any Public Appearences

Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Disappointed By Not Making Any Public Appearences

Paris Hilton has been flying below the radar lately much to the dismay of her vagina. Paris use to be infamous for flaunting her privates in public. Paris was in fact the catalyst behind all the Lindsay Lohan flashes and Britney Spears splashes.

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Hosepipe ban 'caused by Immigration' admits BBC

Funny story: Hosepipe ban 'caused by Immigration' admits BBC

The BBC has issued a hasty apology for it's coverage of the hosepipe ban which started today in the South of England. During the 10pm broadcast, it was reported that water shortages were due to 'exceptionally' dry winters. Only 'a tiny' 200mm of r...

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Easter Egg Sensation

Funny story: Easter Egg Sensation

We are advised that the Government has prepared a plan to divert the attention of the British people away from the Coalition's continual cock-ups towards the hatching of Easter Eggs. In a sensational move that is bound to see David Cameron back at...

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Cameron Advises Britain To Make Custard More Watery!

Funny story: Cameron Advises Britain To Make Custard More Watery!

Supermarkets throughout Britain continued to report panic buying of vanilla products by their customers today following Tuesday's news from the island of Madagascar that the dreaded Melpona Beetle has destroyed an estimated 95% of this season's crops...

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Drought Relief Idea Gets Thumbs Up

Funny story: Drought Relief Idea Gets Thumbs Up

A UK charity that aids homeless people, have come up with a unique way to help alleviate the low water levels of resevoirs in the south east of England. Charity spokesman Mr I.M. Torkingcrap spokesman said "We were on our usual nightly run offerin...

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Bank of America Joins Forces with Astrology.web to Introduce Automatic Fortune Teller Machine

Funny story: Bank of America Joins Forces with Astrology.web to Introduce Automatic Fortune Teller Machine

Bank of America, in partnership with Astrology.web, recently announced its latest initiative: the Automatic Fortune Teller Machine, which combines modern-day financial technology with age-old astrological principles. Millions of AFTMs will become ava...

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Holder Stretches to Comply

Funny story: Holder Stretches to Comply

Attorneys at the Department of Justice are scrambling today, as they work hurriedly to complete the homework assigned to them on Tuesday by Federal Judge Jerry Smith of the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals. Judge Smith has demanded a letter of no le...

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Good Friday's full moon and the seismology of karma

Funny story: Good Friday's full moon and the seismology of karma

London - It's 14 years since the dodgiest of dodgy Piss Process treaties was signed under a waxing fool moon by Hellfire fantasist Tony B Liar. Today Government confidence in the 1998 Good Friday Agreement small print suffered a setback as mobile...

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Victoria Coren announces Britain's Favourite Word

Funny story: Victoria Coren announces Britain's Favourite Word

After a year long survey conducted by the BBC ahead of their new BBC4 high-brow show, Britain's Favourite Word, that favourite word has been identified as 'sparkle'. Victoria Coren will be hosting the new show which will spend the next ten weeks b...

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Botox for Hair now on offer in UK hairdressers

Funny story: Botox for Hair now on offer in UK hairdressers

Hairdressers across the UK have widely accepted the latest beauty treatment to come out of L'Orful, the US beauty product developers, called Botox For Hair. "It's a fantastic solution to the problem of limp hair," said Vital Saloon, hairdresser to...

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Dalglish Sacked From Liverpool Job

Funny story: Dalglish Sacked From Liverpool Job

There was near-chaos on Merseyside tonight when crowds gathered outside Anfield stadium, the home of Liverpool Football Club, where, earlier in the day, the club announced that it had dispensed with the services of car park attendant Ted Dalglish.

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The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: The Kenneth Clarke Interview

Funny story: The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: The Kenneth Clarke Interview

7 months ago: I managed to got permission to hold an interview with The Right Honourable Kenneth Clarke QC MP, Lord Chancellor, Secretary of State for Justice for the UK. For Thursday 5th April this year. I had to inform them of all the questions and possible questions I might ask him, 6 months in advance. 6 months ago: Mr Clarke's first assistant, The Rt Hon Lord McNally Minister of State...

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Calling in the Script Doc

Whether Paul Pierce will turn out to be the hero of the game, this satiric profile will show. Paul Pierce admits the game is not scripted. After throwing up a clanker with seconds left in a chance to beat the San Antonio Spurs, Celtic Paul Pier...

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UK Hose Pipe Ban Alerts Aid Agencies

Funny story: UK Hose Pipe Ban Alerts Aid Agencies

World aid agency Water Aid have launched an urgent crisis appeal to ease the hosepipe ban currently being enforced in the south east of England. Water rich countries such as Ethiopia and the Sudan are sending people with buckets of water to water...

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Great Britain's Ye Merry Olde Rehab Clinic Wants To Speak With (The Beautiful) Samantha Brick As Soon As Possible

Funny story: Great Britain's Ye Merry Olde Rehab Clinic Wants To Speak With (The Beautiful) Samantha Brick As Soon As Possible

LONDON - Nigel Winston Buckingshire, the director of the famed Ye Olde Merry Rehab Clinic of Upper Tooting, has been informed about a situation that needs his immediate attention. According to Neville Twickenbuck of Tickety Boo News, a woman named...

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Sarah Palin Says She May Be Getting Ready To Toss Her Red Hunting Cap Into The GOP Presidential Ring

Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She May Be Getting Ready To Toss Her Red Hunting Cap Into The GOP Presidential Ring

NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin, the woman who popularized moose hunting from state owned helicopters, has said that there are lots of people who have jealously remarked that they would like for her to do the Republican party a favor and stay out of the...

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Local Man Refuses To Spoof Samantha Brick Over Daily Mail Article

Funny story: Local Man Refuses To Spoof Samantha Brick Over Daily Mail Article

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a dashingly handsome 27 year old mountaineer, survivalist, and part time factory worker with a vivid imagination, today refused to write a satirical article of any description about Samantha Brick. "I'm not doing it.

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Bank of America Files for Bankruptcy After President/CEO Duped Into Signing Blank Check

Funny story: Bank of America Files for Bankruptcy After President/CEO Duped Into Signing Blank Check

To the shock and horror of its millions of customers worldwide, Bank of America filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy after President and CEO Brian Moynihan signed a blank check for an innocent-looking eight-year-old girl named Katrina Darling. A mortifi...

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20 Different Management Styles Explained - with examples

Funny story: 20 Different Management Styles Explained - with examples

1) Managing by walking faster than the employees: You will usually always see these kind of managers in the corridor, ten steps away. "We'll have to talk" you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner! Management Examples: Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Margaret Thatcher, Road Runner. 2) Managing by staring out of the window: These managers you usually m...

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Barcelona's Sergio Busquets reveals being Bullied as a Child

In an emotional interview to a local TV channel, Sergio Busquets confessed that he was constantly bullied when he was a kid and that the bullying hadn't stopped even to this day. Speaking a few hours after helping Barcelona secure passage to the semi...

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The Whiskey and Overlooked Sexual Rebellion of 1791 Revealed

Funny story: The Whiskey and Overlooked Sexual Rebellion of 1791 Revealed

Pittsburgh PA: The Whiskey Rebellion of 1791 was a tax protest during the presidency of George Washington. Farmers selling their grain as distilled whiskey had to pay a new sin tax, which they strongly resented. The tax was a part of Treasury Secreta...

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