Paul McCartney's Schoolboy phalic symbol found etched in wooden desk 52 years on
The developing imagination of Sir Paul McCartney has been revealed by the chance find of a schoolboy phalic symbol found etched in a wooden desk found in storage at the young Beatles former grammar school. Former teacher Derek Digby said "it's cle...
Read full storyThat Paul McCartney essay in full
'Today, April the fFirst 1953, sees the glorious coronation of that remarkable and mind-bogglingly talented and famous English leader, yes, of course I mean me. From my humble beginnings of being unable to write anything but three-chord songs that a 10-year old could, I'm still writing 3 chord-songs that a 10 year-yodellayhehoo could. And how I managed to add all them classical riffs and licks...
Read full storyDavid Cameron's Evil Twin: Expression of anger the natural way
The Conservatives Nazi Evil Twin project continues as the Evil Twin for David Cameron was today the victim of bad customer service and he expressed his anger by urinating on the floor of his local bank and flinging feces at the staff. "He was like...
Read full storySpeedier test for cancer in healthcare plan now
WASHINGTON DC - Granny get your best dress on. This is your big night out, maybe your last night out. The new healthcare plan now includes a speedy test for cancer, and summary judgment for old folks who have a terminal case of it. According to...
Read full storyJaws of Life Needed to Rescue Al Gore During Debut of His New "Green Machine" Sports Sedan!
Helsinki, Finland/ Sardine Can Auto News - Things went horribly wrong today during the debut of the US Taxpayer funded "Putzer', a four door hybrid sports sedan backed by Al Gore, and driven onto the stage by non other than the Green Weenie his own s...
Read full storyObimba thrusts his stimulus package into red light zone
WASHINGTON DC - President Obimba thrust his stimulus package into America's red light zones today as he laid out his new package to Congress. The new plan is assured to bring back the American automobile industry, especially the larger SUV and picku...
Read full storyRyan Giggs - Class Act - Crap Actor
He's ageless and timeless and one of the greatest footballers to grace the beautiful game with his presence. At the ripe old age of 35, 'Giggsy' as he is known to football afficionados has firmly cemented his name in the football hall of fame.
Read full story"Nude Cruise to No Where" with World Famous Spoof Writers Now Sold Out!
Bristol,UK/ Shipping News & Bare Boat Charters - Saying that "Capitalism is not yet dead!', noted publisher Mark Lowton of the successful TheSpoof.Com, announced today that the "Nude Cruise to No Where' he put together honoring fans of the site h...
Read full storyFree UK Labour Prime Minister cardboard cutout kit
Feeling bored at work? Used to respect British Prime Ministers, but now find them nauseating creeps? Know you could do their job a lot better than they do, but don't know what's needed for the job? Then fill out this cardboard cutout kit, and you too can lick the American President's boots!: 1. Be born in the south-east of Scotland. This narrows it down to only 1 in 120 of the UK population, bu...
Read full storyBob Dylan's Christmas TV Show
Bob Dylan's Old Timey Christmas Television Special featuring: Andy Williams Cher Keith Richards June Taylor Dancers Shecky Greene Alicia Keys Miley Cyrus knock knock knockin' on santa's door, indeed... "Nobody believed I was gonna do a Christmas album and now nobody believes I filmed a Christmas show," growls a quietly defiant Bob Dylan. "I live my life and it surprises people, surp...
Read full storySwiss Police Arrest Roman Polanski For Sex With 13-Year-Old, Now 45.
The Swiss Justice Ministry says director Roman Polanski is being held by Swiss authorities ahead of his possible extradition to the United States for having sex in 1977 with a 13-year-old girl. However, there is much to work out first. For one...
Read full storyCatherine Cookson - her lost novel
Catherine Cookson wrote over 2,000 books in her lifetime. All have been published in both hardback and paperback. Nearly all have been released in dramatised form on Video or DVD. Her works have been studied by generations of students throughout the...
Read full storySwiss cops nab Polanski on 31 year-old bust warrant
Genevas - (Gnomes of Zurich): A lifetime achievement gong trip to the Zurich Film Fistival has ended up with moviemaker legend Roman Polanski behind bars. A 31 year-old US arrest warrant was brought out of cryogenic stasis to nab the 76 year-old f...
Read full storyMcCartney coronation essay 'a modern Dead Sea Scrolls spoof'
Liverpool - (Grateful Dead See Trolls): "Of course it's a spoof," chief librarian Dr Wille Dustjacket said today, "we reckon someone must have planted it for a bit of a laugh, right?" The Liverpool Central Library archivist says the 1953 essay by...
Read full story'Lactics' stun Poopes; United back 'on top' of Face Sitting League.
Fernando Torres hit a shat-trick as Liverpool face farted troubled Hull Shitty at ANAL-field, while Merseyside neighbours Ever-on made pointless Pumps-mouth 'face' their seventh successive defeat. Tottenham arse fumes proved far too strong for poo...
Read full storyRob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals
VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...
Read full storyBull dung smoking popular in Biharem
BIHAREM India - A new mode of getting high has achieved widespread farmer acceptance here, according to the chief medicine man, Totokimsmokumshiiti: smoking bull dung. In India's remote north-east, the people of the state of Biharem have devised a...
Read full storyEarthworms are good for you, scientists discover
LONG ISLAND, NY - Earthworms seldom infect humans, but may soon have the opportunity to do so, according to scientists here. When earthworms are made to enter into human intestines, they constitute a new treatment for constipation, a study in Long...
Read full storyPakistani Proctologists Withdraw Support for Al Qaeda Hemorrhoid Treatment
A promising treatment for Hemorrhoids, one which was featured prominently in the Pakistan Journal of Medical Sciences, has now been denounced by Proctologists after clinical trials went awry. The so-called "TNT Suppository" treatment, developed...
Read full storyMcTaco Hut Adds New Menu Item and Introduces New Mascot
McTaco Hut has introduced a new mascot and a new menu item. All current Chalupa products have been removed from the menu and replaced with the new Chalupacabra line. This product will be promoted by the company's new mascot and commercial spokesman...
Read full storyAmerican men give local women the cold shoulder
Wisconsin- Over two thousand American men were marching and protesting outside the building of the Madison National Organization for Women in Wisconsin. They were declaring sentiments in a manifesto written by the leader of the men's group. David...
Read full storyBritish Tour Party Children Lost In Snowdonia
A small group of British chidren wended their cautious way along the path to the peak of Mount Snowdon, shepherded by a party of mountain leaders, teachers and welfare specialists. Tommy (12), the designated leader of the junior group, was entrust...
Read full storyLooking Forward To Tomorrow - National Breast Appreciation Day
Here in the UK, we've entered into the spirit of National Breast Appreciation Day along with the best of them, despite the fact that our notoriously inclement weather means that there is hardly likely to be a plethora of ladies showing off their asse...
Read full storyWe Didn't Do It! It Wasn't Us! Honest Officer!
As more Spoof writers come under the microscope following allegations of immoral and illicit behaviour, there has been a spirited backlash from writers for the popular satirical website TheSpoof.com The Spoof's very own legal eagle, the legendary...
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