Defiant Illinois Governor Sells Obama's Senate Seat for $10 million
CHICAGO (FMLiveWire) - A defiant Governor Rod Blagojevich on Tuesday sold Barack Obama's Senate seat for $10 million. He said the sale has no connection to the charges filed against him during his arrest in December. "I need that $10 million bu...
Read full storySteven Gerrard releases statement after Nightclub Brawl.
The cause of the bar room brawl, which saw Liverpool star Steven Gerrard and 4 associates arrested and held in custody, has been revealed. Alledgedly a 'Daphne & Celeste' song was requested for the Liverpool star.. The DJ's announcement 'i kno...
Read full storyNewcastle Blurk Upset By Israeli Action
Newcastle man Wor Jackie today expressed his outrage at Israeli military action which has blighted the holiday season for many. An emotional Wor Jackie, slightly unsteady on his feet, told us: 'It's nevvah reet this. Yon Israelis bombing Gazza.
Read full storyJohn Sergeant banned from Dancing for Crimes Against Humanity
In a heartbreaking tragic miscarriage of justice, John Sergeant has been BANNED from dancing in Europe for 25 years, for dance floor related crimes against humanity. Under the circumstances a mainland UK ban was inevitable, but the full European...
Read full storyBasil Fawlty's Advice To Spoof Contributors
Sir Basil Fawlty, part time diplomatic envoy to Germany and legendary Torquay hotel proprietor had a few words of advice for Spoof contributors today. Once he'd sat down, following an awe inspiring array of silly walks, he told us: 'Don't menti...
Read full storySudden Impact ruins children's dream
For the past three years, more than 70 million tiny tots from every Kindergarden, Playgroup and nursery across the world have been busily involved in one of the planet's largest art projects, jointly sponsored by the United Nations Educational Scient...
Read full storyNew attempt to stimulate world economy
In a dramatic eleventh-hour, last-ditch final attempt to stimulate the world economy before being cast into the dustbin of history, George W Bush and Gordon Brown have put their considerable weight behind the latest Fijian proposal to get the world's...
Read full storyFoxhunting Club Attempts To Pacify Protesters
Animal rights activists in Britain are after the government to immediately stop the age-old tradition of fox hunting to be banned forever. A panel looked into the matter and concluded that while the hunting industry generates between 6,000 and 16,000...
Read full storyIsraeli vengeance on Madoff's rogue Hamas astrologer tips
Tel Aviv - (Gaza Strip Poker Mess): A rogue Hamas astrologer whose crap financial advice bankrupted Mossad Pension Fund ponzi scam trader Bernie Madoff may have sparked off Israel's remorseless bombing of Palestinian sites. On Sunday Israeli Prim...
Read full storyPietersen Suffers Ego Attack
England suffered an early setback ahead of their West Indies tour when captain and leading run scorer Pietersen had a recurrence of a long-term mental health condition. The South African born 28 year old was seen running down the street near his...
Read full storyNational News in Summary
In a tersely-worded statement issued today, the Prime Minister has declared that the New Year will begin, almost without doubt, on the 1st January, although for some civil servants, it may not be until at least the 16th. Of February. If it do...
Read full storySteven Gerrard Given Final Written Warning
Following his release from police custody last night, Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard found himself in more hot water as he found himself going up the disciplinary route at work. A disciplinary hearing was held this morning at Anfield, chaired by...
Read full storyNo News Today - Media Twiddles Its Collective Thumbs
News media outlets worldwide were today left twiddling their thumbs and drinking inordinate amounts of coffee because there was simply nothing to report. The lull between Christmas and the New Year has been long acknowledged as the slackest news p...
Read full storySteve Gerrard Arrest Latest
Steve Gerrard, the Liverpool and England footballer, has been charged with assault and affray after an incident at a Merseyside nightclub and restaurant in the early hours of Monday morning, and may face a ban of up to three matches. Gerrard, 28,...
Read full storySupernanny Jo Frost to broker Middle East peace deal
LONDON, U.K. - Violence has again erupted in the Middle East, leaving at least 375 dead in Gaza. Jo Frost, star of the hit reality TV series Supernanny, responded to the violence saying, "These people are obviously over-stimulated. Someone needs to...
Read full storyDoctor says "to hell with hypocratic oath"
In breaking news, Dr Cyanide Death from Loserville Kentucky has publicly announced that he will henceforth not honour the Hypocratic Oath that all medical practitioners swear before going into practice. Dr Death has vowed to kill as many patients...
Read full storyEmiliano Ensured Dossena's Defacebook
It is a pinnacle moment in the footballing calender as we approach the new year, the final few pages of 2008 are being written and looking back it can only be overshadowed by a few premiership upsets. Of course these were all laughed off at the P...
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