Foxhunting Club Attempts To Pacify Protesters

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Tuesday, 30 December 2008

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Animal rights activists in Britain are after the government to immediately stop the age-old tradition of fox hunting to be banned forever. A panel looked into the matter and concluded that while the hunting industry generates between 6,000 and 16,000 jobs, the blood sport "seriously compromises the welfare of the fox."

In response to the criticism, one fox club has reached a major decision.

"It's only right that we club one of the dogs to death also", stated Sir Lance C. Lott of Bradford On The Ridge's Edge. We can't allow 16,00 people to lose their employment so we've designated an official "Clubber".

Another proposal by Sir Lance C. Lott is that if the "Hunting Fairies" are not satisfied with that, we could also sacrifice a prostitute or two in Whitechapel like in the old days.

"That's where we got the expression, 'Tally Ho! you know"

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