President Bush Declares That 2008 Will Be Known As 2007B
President George W. Bush has declared that the year that starts on January 1st will not be known as 2008 in the United States. Instead, it will be known as 2007B.
Read full storyChicken Crosses Road, Philosophers Demand to Know Why
Outside of the Tyson Processing Plant in Springdale Arkansas, a chicken was spotted crossing the road. Philosophers from the nearby University of Arkansas, who were dining at a nearby restaurant, witnessed the event and demanded to know "why?&q...
Read full storyKiller of Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto Captured
Former Pakistani Prime Minister and current opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was killed today by a suicide bomber at a rally in the city of Rawalpindi while attending a political rally. The unidentified man stepped from a crowd and opened fire on th...
Read full storyWorld inspired by Egypt's move to copyright Pyramids
Italy announced earlier today that in response to Egypt's move to copyright the pyramids Italy is going to move to copyright not only their monuments but also the alphabet. Whereas their claim is tenuous at best they say that they would set the r...
Read full storyNew Dangerous, but Inert Element Discovered
The crises in the Health Service, Armed Forces,(and add any other or all public service(s) of your choice) is proof that it exists. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The...
Read full storySpoof is the Truth, the whole Truth and nothing but the Truth!
It is hard to accept anything you read these days - especially if it's in newspapers and I turn to TheSpoof.com if I need to know the truth behind the news; I get far more background material on newsworthy incidents than ever...
Read full storyCOBRA meets on Bhutto assassination news
Drowning Street, London - (Bad, Bad Ass Mess): UK prime Monster Gorgon Brown has interrupted his annual Scroogefest in Scotland to chair a COBRA security meeting following news of the suicide of Benazir Bhutto in Rawalpindi today.
Read full storyGeorge Bush converts to fruitarianism
When the vegetarians came along with all their tree huggin and 'no meat eatin', fathers saw it as a way to save money, mothers saw it as a way to loose weight, and young people just saw it as another way to make them eat more vegetables.
Read full storyHillary Clinton Relied on Soft Porn in Foreign Policy as First Lady
Washington AC/DC - (Bad Ass Mess): So desperate was Hillary Clinton to conceal her lesbianity during her White House First Lady days that she created the spin machine that conjured up the entire Santa Monica Lewinski brouhaha.
Read full storyMusharraf shits bricks following assassination of former Pakistan Prime Minister
Pakistan, Ratters: Following the assassination of Benazir Bhutto, the former prime minister of Pakistan in the evening of December 27th, there will be no celebrations in the streets of Pakistan to usher in the New Year, except for ma...
Read full storyRon Paul Attacked By Israeli Lobby
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Israeli lobby has attacked Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul for saying that Israel is compelling the USA to wage war on Iran.
Read full storyNo Bong Hits for Big Ben this Year!
In a shock report in 'Campanologists Weekly', it has been revealed that the famous 'Big Ben', used for well over a century to ring in the New Year will be silent.
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