It is hard to accept anything you read these days - especially if it's in newspapers and I turn to TheSpoof.com if I need to know the truth behind the news; I get far more background material on newsworthy incidents than everywhere else combined.
Fifteen days ago, I read that 'The sun can cause cancer'; so I bought some overalls. Then a mere two days later; 'The sun is good for you!' so I became a naturist (I thought it was good anyway!). Then two weeks ago, the headlines read 'Smoking can kill you'; so the next day I stopped smoking, but started to eat a lot of red meat to compensate my cravings for nicotine.
Then lo and behold, just eight days ago, I read that 'Too much red meat can kill you!' - what a bummer! The next day I stopped eating red meat and started to lose weight rapidly, so I compensated by drinking - I have three 'liquid lunches' a day and feel great! Hic!
You'll never believe this; only four days ago, I read that 'drinking can kill you' - and yes, you've guessed it, I stopped drinking the following day.
Only yesterday, I read that 'Having sex can kill you'. I had the simple solution for all these fads; this morning I STOPPED reading newspapers - at least they have pictures on TheSpoof.com.
