Osama bin Laden located - in Guantanamo Bay!
Despite billions of dollars spent on "The War on Terror"; unconditional support to the illegitimate government of Pakistan's Musharraf and a poorly conducted Afghan operation, Al-Qaeda CEO Osama bin Laden has remained at large.
Read full storyGang Related Hand Signals Repetitive Strain on the NHS
British Secretary of Health, the right honourable Alan Johnson has declared that providing health care for gang members with repetitive strain injury induced by too much throwing of complicated gang affiliated hand signals has brought the NHS to a ca...
Read full storyUS Army far exceeds recruitment goals for 2007; relies heavily on unconventional and creative recruiting practices; WWII generation reports feeling alive again
Reports today that the US Army has exceeded their recruitment goals for 2007 have been verified. US Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates told reporters with Black recruitment down 58%, the Army's top brass had no other choice but to think "out...
Read full storySex Law Blunder Threatens Teens
A lawyer has uncovered a drafting error in the UK consent laws making sex compulsory from the age of 16.
Read full storyFather of family lost in forest for 3 days went into "Survivor" mode; made decisions all parents fear in order to make a Christmas miracle happen
Paradise, California - What parent has not had to face a strain on their purse strings and struggled to make toys their kids want so much appear under the tree a real Christmas miracle this year? Checking his wallet, Frederick Dominguez, father of t...
Read full storyAthiest to Strike at Fuel Pump
Washington, DC - Michael Newdow, the Sacramento, California atheist who sued to remove "under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance, has now struck out after the oil industry.
Read full storyLowton's Scientology Fortnight For Newlyweds....
Note: The following piece has several authors (to all be listed at the end). It is a wedding present to Spoof Editor Mark Lowton on his recent marriage. Las Vegas - Chapter 1 It was a dark and stormy night. Actually it was just the Flamingo being demolished and imploded. Fortunately my bride and I were in the Cleopatra room, which is located in the stairwell at a Seizure's Palace. We were mak...
Read full storyLucky Man finds hay in needle-stack - now no need to become a Hooker
Canadian farmer, Billy Rudnik, was one lucky guy yesterday after he discovered a bale of hay in a stack of needles his wife kept stored in an outhouse.
Read full storyUnderwater water plants to go ahead anyway
With all of Australia's State capitals located on the coast, and all either building or planning major water desalination plants to "droughtproof" the country in an age of global warming, a new report from an expert panel has set alarm...
Read full storyMore Weirdness in the Wanta Saga
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - There have been more weird developments in the continuing theft of the $4.5 trillion Wanta funds by players in the Administration of George Bush, according to Christopher Story of World Reports.
Read full storyBlair Converts to Catholicism - Labour Converts to Conservatism
Who thought they would ever see Tony Blair change?...
Read full storyRon Paul Will Surprise and Win in an Avalanche
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Ron Paul will win the US presidency and surprise everyone say the more perceptive political commentators.
Read full storyJamie Lynn Spears' Vagina Gives Birth to Baby Big Foot
It has been recently announced star of the Disney production, Zoe 101, 16 year old, Jamie Lynn Spears is expecting a child, she's been pregnant for the last three months.
Read full story"Dependent Party Candidate Throws Chip in Bull Ring"
[Official Press Release from the desk of Dependent Party Candidate, Ferbert T. Weedledom.] Hello, fellow Citizens. My name is Ferbert T. Weedledom. I am the founder of the Gravity-Challenged Citizens of America (and I am also a client). I come to you today to declare my candidacy for President of the United States. I think I speak for all of us when I say the time has come that we rec...
Read full storyMerger of Catholicism and Hinduism announced
Ending months of speculation, the world's second and fourth largest religions will merge on January 1, 2008. Leaders of both Roman Catholicism and Hinduism gave a joint press conference to announce formation of the new faith traded publicly as &q...
Read full storyWidespread Lost Cat Problem Points to Vast Feline-Kidnapping Ring
Gato, Mexico (Cat Fancy Staff Reporter) - Everyone has seen the futile handwritten sign hanging on a signpost: Lost Cat... Orange & White... Answers to 'Sweetpea'... If found, please call (202) 456-1111...
Read full storyA DVD Critic's Corner Review: Eragon
With the monumental success of the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, the movie studios (God bless their cold black hearts) have tried to come up with the next big fantasy epic for the big screen, because as we all know, an inferior rip-off is the sincerest form of flattery.
Read full storyStriking Writer Won't Sign Permission Slip
(New York) Striking WGA member Robert McKenna refused to sign a class trip permission slip, forcing his young daughter Helen to miss a trip to Radio City Music Hall to see the annual Christmas show.
Read full storyJamie Spears Vagina to be Seen More Often than Sister's In Live Baby Delivery Broadcast
In late 2006, pictures of the naked vagina of Britney Spears became the most viewed and most searched internet photos of all times. In an attempt to upstage her sister, Jamie Spears has decided to allow her delivery to be broadcast live on televisio...
Read full storyLouisiana Shotgun Wedding for Pregnant Jamie Spears
Jamie Lynn Spears, the actress and pregnant younger sister of pop tart Britney Spears, will be walking down the aisle. The wedding, to take place at the Mule Creek Baptist Church and Bait Shop, will feature the father leading his daughter by one han...
Read full storyGypsies find home in American mall kiosks
Rom gypsies who prize enjoyment of life, family, and group loyalty over hard work for the sake of wealth are finding a home this Christmas in American mall kiosks according to veteran gypsy scholar, David Wrangler of the American Gypsy Lore Society.
Read full storyRon Paul Drops Out of Presidential Race
Presidential hopeful and Texas Congressman Ron Paul has decided to drop out of the race for the Republican nomination. In a statement issued by the Ron Paul for President campaign, the doctor said that "I feel I have been able to deliver my mes...
Read full storyReal Chuck Norris Not Happy With Chuck Norris Book
Chuck Norris, martial arts expert and actor, is not happy with the new Chuck Norris book that is on the market for the holidays. The book, which features cartoons with captions such as "Chuck Norris is so tough, nails grind themselves to iron f...
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