Bangladesh is saying enough is enough
DHAKA, Bangladesh - In a most unusual, unprecedented diplomatic move, head of Bangladesh's interim government, has warned the West especially the US to drastically cut down its carbon dioxide emissions and has demanded money for Bangladesh to mi...
Read full storyTony Blair continues his conversions
Tony Blair has made two further announcements following the news that he has converted to the Roman Catholic faith.
Read full story4 Girls Finger Paint short film Harms National Security
Seattle Wa.- World famous Youtube.com has announced that it will start to sensor certain content. A newly formed short film call 4 Girls Finger Paint, is a sequel of 2 Girls 1 Cup and the flurry of reaction movies are bogging down the internet ser...
Read full storyDolphins protest Tuna hiring
Dolphins across the globe are up in flippers over the hiring of the The Big Tuna as executive vice president of football operations for the Miami Dolphins.
Read full storyPrincess Di's revenge on Camilla. "I now realize what she went through," says Charles' new wife, the Duchess of Cornwall
LONDON December 23 (ROYAL GRAPEVINE): Having got what she always wanted - to be the wife of Prince Charles - Camilla Parker-Bowles, the Duchess of Cornwall, is now beginning to realize just how imprisoned the late Princess Diana felt.
Read full storyGeorge Bailey finally lassoes moon
BEDFORD FALLS - After years of failed attempts, George Bailey has finally lassoed the moon.
Read full storyHelicopter parents applaud new trend toward family restrooms
American helicopter parents are applauding a nationwide trend toward family restrooms.
Read full storyPuppet Monarch is an ignorant KGB plant says top UK hysterian
London - (Bad Ass Mess): Top UK archivist and royal hysterian David Sharkey says the Puppet Monarch is an under-educated KGB plant who was fast-tracked onto the Throne by Hellfire Club grandees to stave off Bank of England bankruptcy.
Read full storyHoly Orders: Blair defects
London - (Diabolical Mess): Former UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has taken the first steps on the eccliastical ladder that will see him anointed as a lay Catholic priest on Good Friday next year.
Read full storySales of Haj 2007 merchandise top 1 billion
As millions of pilgrims begin the trek home from this year's Haj, organisers of the festival have declared the event a "tremendous success". Estimates put the gross turnover at over $1 billion. However, in accordance with strict...
Read full storyTony Blair Converts to Catholicism Over Crucified Beauty Queen Pics
Ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair has had a religious epiphany after seeing beauty queen Valerie Begue crucified suggestively in a swimming pool.
Read full storyPutin beats up world leaders in the name of judo
Man of the Year Vladimir Putin has made a series of judo instructional films. The Russian leader is a sixth dan black belt international master and already owns several jujitsu schools in and around Moscow. In the instructional films...
Read full storyAsteroid to Impact Mars
Pasadena, California (IPP) - Jet Propulsion Lab astronomer, Dr. Povenmire Finootch reports that an asteroid has a relatively high probability of crashing into Mars on January 30th.
Read full storyBiden, Clinton, Dodd, Edwards, Gravel, Kucinich, Obama and Richardson pose for calendar guys + 1 Democratic presidential candidate calendar
Democratic front-runners, in an inclusive effort to raise campaign money and lighten up the political discussion, decided to pose for a calendar which has been dubbed the Democratic front-runner presidential candidate calendar guys + 1, 2008 edition.
Read full storyManchester United Player Jonny Evans Framed By Chelsea Slagg
The Manchester United footballer at the centre of the controversial and exciting 'rape storm' allegation story, Jonathan 'Jonny' Evans, was framed by a Chelsea slag, sources at the cl...
Read full storyRon Paul's dirty draft dodging secret
Presidential hopeful Ron Paul was floored by a questioner in South Park, Colorado on the issue of dodging the draft. The 72-year old Texan, who normally has more answers than Google, was asked about...
Read full storyChristmas Abolished To Appease Islam
Christmas, that well-known Christian Festival to mark the birth of the Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the one true God in Heaven, and not some stinking old bloke in a smock with tatty sandals, is...
Read full storyJami Lynn Spears shaves head, poses naked!
Just-pregnant Jami Lynn Spears hopes to follow in the footsteps of big sis Britney and actresses like Demi Moore and Christina Aguilera by posing naked during her pregnancy.
Read full storyEnvious of Ron Paul's blimp, other candidates also obtain weird vehicles
The acquisition of a blimp by Republican candidate Ron Paul has thrown the 2008 presidential race into a turmoil, as other candidates scramble to catch up with Paul by getting strange, wildly impractical vehicles of their own.
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