Seinfeld Reruns Will be Edited to Replace Kramer Character Played by Michael Richards
LOS ANGELES - Following the brouhaha ensuing from Michael Richards' comedy club tirade which was richly laced with the "N-word," Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, the Seinfeld series owner and distributor, has announced it will edit the...
Read full storyNational Identity Card Scheme Scrapped in favour of Nectar Rewards Card
It's widely believed in Westminster tonight that the Government intend to announce the shelving of plans to introduce its controversial National identity card scheme.
Read full storyBritney Spears Declares Sean Preston THE Face of Fast Food
(Los Angeles--CA) "The problem with fast food is it needs the right face. Sean Preston Spears (once Federline) is that face." Those were the words of Anne D. Davis, President of the Fast food Alliance Trust (F.A.T.), standing next to celeb...
Read full storyBaker Hints Iraq Plan Needs Change
James A. Baker III, the Republican co-chairman of the bipartisan panel reassessing Iraq strategy for President Bush, said that he expected the panel would depart from Mr. Bush's repeated calls to ''stay the course,'' and he stron...
Read full storyMan with two brains likes mushy peas
Following on from last weeks miracle brain surgery in which Martin Peters, 43 from Florida, successfully awoke from surgery which gifted him the use of two brains, he has since been offering us insights into his new life.
Read full storyCannibal says human liver tastes like fava beans
UK, Britain: Cannibals across the country are in outrage today at news that one of their number has broken the traditional vow of silence regarding the taste of their prey: humans. Dork Jenkins from East Staffordshire, broke the silent vow by declari...
Read full storyNaked Britney Spears Close-Mouthed As Emilio Estevez Plans Release of "Bobby" Sprequels
LOS ANGELES -- Bouyed by favorable reaction to his film "Bobby," Emilio Estevez has shot and edited a prequel and sequel for release by the December 31 Oscar deadline. Britney Spears is cast in neither.
Read full storyMurdoch Withdraws G.W "Confession" In Face Of Protests
Media mogul and head of B-Scum-B, Rupert Murdoch has announced the withdrawal of the two-part interview and accompanying book featuring G.W Bush's hypothetical account of how he hoodwinked the American people and his partner Tony Blair into going...
Read full storyEnglish Club Taken Over By Englishman Shock
The footballing world, and specifically a bloke called Kev, was stunned last night by the takeover of East Pudd Utd by last minute bidder Jim Smith, a crisps magnate who was born just two minutes from the team's home ground in Puddington.
Read full storyBlair Admits That Brown Is a "Knobhead"
Tony Blair, prime minister and shoe fetishist, let slip in an interview yesterday that he thinks his chancellor and likely successor, Gordon Brown, is a "complete knobhead", while secretary for window boxes, Margret Hodge said in a private...
Read full storyEarthworms - Good or Bad News?
The Spoof has been out and about this week investigating the spate of earthworm sightings that have been reported around the country.
Read full storyHey! What's a Matter You?
Next time you're in Costabucks and you see a man in a white coat putting a probe into the froth on his cappuccino don't be too surprised as he's most likely a man from the Ministry!...
Read full storyJesus Christ shot dead by anti-terrorism police
Scotland Yard was yesterday forced to apologise after shooting dead the Second Coming of Our Lord And Saviour, Mr Jesus H Christ.
Read full storyRay of Light in Fight Against Crime
Plucky 'have a go hero' Archibald Crumhorn was today the toast of his home village of Gasper on Stour.
Read full storyFears grow for Dubya's wellbeing
Fears were today growing for the sanity of American President George W. Bush. Senior aides have become increasingly worried in recent weeks as Dubya has taken to locking himself in his room, playing rap music and shouting at his advisors. Last Tuesda...
Read full storyGangs of New Work
Word is reaching the Spoof today about a vicious turf-war that's being fought out in London's East End gangster-ridden heartland.
Read full storyOrlando Bloom Naked, Paris Hilton Naked Mum As USDA OKs Gene-Spliced Rice: Condi Holds Patent For Mass Production of Cyborg Alter Egos
WASHINGTON -- The Department of Agriculture yesterday proclaimed safe for mass production and civilian use an experimental "cyborg approximation" of Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.
Read full storyAirlines Hire Nannies, Installs New iPod's, DVD Players For Holidays
NEW YORK-Airlines today began gearing up for the holiday season by hiring nannies and installing new iPods, DVDs and CD players in their seats. Because of the high rate of divorce, many children will be sent on airlines alone to visit spouses often l...
Read full storyJagshemash, Sesame Street!
In a move by Sesame Workshop to get parents more interested in the programs their children watch, Sacha Baron Cohen's character, Borat, will place his daughter into the care of the Muppets of Sesame Street. The announcement was first see...
Read full storyLament of the Broken River Guide
There are two sides to every profession the side you like and the one of digression...
Read full storyCherie: UK press is drinking at the last chance saloon
London - (Associated Mess): The Prime Monster's wife Cherry Bush QC has slammed British journalists as the scum of the earth after reports that the Daily Fascist and its sister paper The Fascist on Sunday were taking an unusually cynical line abo...
Read full storyVatican slams pregnant teenage star of The Nativity Story
Vatican City - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): It's a familiar plot: an unmarried teenage girl gets unexpectedly pregnant and is condemned by religious patriarchs as an immoral slut.
Read full storyTwo Hours on The Tannahwa
All it takes is one short night in front of your television set...
Read full storySatire Wars Begin in Cyberspace
CYBERSPACE - It was reported today in cyberspace by undisclosed news sources that a band of small planets known as The Socialists Coalition for Public and Free Satire (SCPFS) has declared war on the evil empire, the Onion. For the first time ever, wa...
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