Dirty Den To make Third Eastenders Come Back!
Well you couldn't write the script could you? But judging by what the BBC has lined up for us on Christmas Eve then anybody who can hold a pen the right way probably could!...
Read full storyCherie conman Foster in Fiji coup drama charges
Fiji - (Ass Mess): Peter Foster, the convicted fraudster who helped UK Prime Monster's wife Cherie Blair to invest in knock-down buy-to-lets and pocketed a whacking big estate agent's commission in 2002, is still under house arrest on fraud c...
Read full storyBritney's vagina mentioned every three seconds on The Spoof!
A vacuous pop star's fanny topped The Spoof!'s most read articles for the month of November, proving that modern satire is just as wiling to tackle the big news issues as in the so-called "hey-day" of the 60's satire boom.
Read full storyTabloids rejoice as even Ferguson thinks Ronaldo is "most foul player in the premiership"
Manchester United were seeking to play down what journalists have called a Freudian slip when Alex Ferguson referred to Cristiano Ronaldo as "the most foul player in the premiership". The remarks came at a press conference this morning, sup...
Read full storyWebcameron plays host to Sex Tape
David Cameron has released a further video blog on his site, webcameron, during which he engages in sexual relations with his wife, Samantha.
Read full storyHell's Residents Complain of Gentrification
Hard-working, traditional sinners are being priced out of Hell by incoming white-collar criminals, according to residents of the once undesirable neighbourhood.
Read full storyThere's No Christmas Cheer Between Madonna & Paltrow
Complete pandemonium at 'The Marie Dubois Infants School' in London's trendy Notting Hill and it's all over who's to play Mary in the upcoming version of the Nativity Play entitled "Yo Jezza Dude!"...
Read full storyKim Jong Ill?
Preliminary reports coming out of North Korea suggest that President Kim Jong-il may in fact BE ill .. as in pregnant. A classified CIA document leaked to the Winston Salem Times paints a picture of subterfuge, chicanery and deceit that far exceeds t...
Read full storyNASA Branded Dirty Man Of Space
NASA has today been branded the 'dirty man' of space. In a withering attack pop-eyed, wild-haired astronomer Sir Patrick Moore has branded the agency a total disgrace.
Read full storyBush denies phoning Pinochet for advice
Washington DC - (ReUterus & AssoCIAted Mess): George Bush has denied reports that he frequently uses the White House hot line to call his mentor and spiritual guru General Pinochet about the sort of practical advice that only one seasoned dictator ca...
Read full storyEmperor Penguin Signs $20 Million Film Deal After Dethroning Daniel Craig, Jesus and Tom Cruise
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - In the wake of two blockbuster hits, the second highest grossing documentary of all-time "March of the Penguins" and the currently top-rated film, the animated feature "Happy Feet," one of the last of Hollywood...
Read full storyGibson's Apoplectico! bio-pic launch puzzle
Hollywood - (Associated Mess): Mel Gibson's latest movie Apoplectico! is to be released next week ahead of mixed reviews that question the value of launching a rehab-centred bio-pic that focuses on the psychobabble which detoxing celebrities have...
Read full storySky to fall in. 'Told you so' says crusading chicken.
Top scientists yesterday confirmed reports that the sky would fall in. The grim news comes months after the disaster was first muted by leading environmentalist Dr Chicken Little.
Read full storyVictoria Beckham and Nicole Richie vaporize during workout
Los Angeles (CA) - The two celebrities were working out at Size 0 Gym, an exclusive Beverly Hills health spa, where they instantly vaporized before a packed crowd. The workout instructor was a little shaken after the incident, "These two ladies...
Read full storySpoof provokes outrage over spiking scandal
News that The Spoof editors spiked a story by top journalist Breeze provoked a firestorm of criticism last night.
Read full storyHawking vs. Klitschko - Title fight given green light
Oxford academic Professor Stephen Hawking insisted that he can make it all the way after his historic defeat of 'Iron' Mike Tyson last night.
Read full storyMice to be world's largest economy by 2080: Effects of medical testing reap dividends
Mice are set to overtake the United States and even emerging super-powers China and India as the world's largest economy by 2080, according to reports published in The Spoof! today. Experts claim that the surprisingly beneficial effects of medica...
Read full storyQueen to chop top doc over botched boob op shock
In a dramatic announcement, the Queen advocated the return of the death penalty last night after her nipples exploded at a gala dinner due to a botched boob job.
Read full storyBritney Spears vagina is #1
The results are in for the most popular internet searches and yes, you guessed it, Britney Spears vagina was the most looked into key word on the net. Of course, said a Yahoo spokeswoman, Britney would have still been #1 even without her vagina in th...
Read full storyRockin' All Over The World
Shock news tonight as The Spoof learns that veteran rock legends & randy old goats, Status Quo, are branching out in a radical new direction.
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